Woman weds Eiffel Tower

[FallenRainbows]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

Its over NINE THOUSAND. Feet long. Owchy.

That is the most discusting thought I have all day but it's made of so much win I won't kill you

Hehe. Oh well I crusade for DIPSY! And also, my pleasure to add entertainment to your day. *tips hat*

 

[barryween]

The Berlin wall one is HILARIOUS but the first one is kinda sad.... I mean being molested as a child and being left in an orphanage? That's fucked up. No wonder she got that "disorder"

 

[Firia]

I'm curious;
1) who gave away the tower to the bride? Papa Eiffel?
2) How long did they wait when the tower was prompted to say "I do?"
3) How did the tower agree to get married?
4) How many towers did Mrs Eiffel date before deciding she loved The Eiffel Tower?
5) What does France have to say about this??

I can go on. But, these questions resonate strongly in me.

 

[Scobie]

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[Firia]

I'm curious;
1) who gave away the tower to the bride? Papa Eiffel?
2) How long did they wait when the tower was prompted to say "I do?"
3) How did the tower agree to get married?
4) How many towers did Mrs Eiffel date before deciding she loved The Eiffel Tower?
5) What does France have to say about this??

I can go on. But, these questions resonate strongly in me.

Wait! I have one more!
6) What about the so-called sanctity of marriage NOW??