Woman weds Eiffel Tower

[Olikunmissile]

I saw that woman who married the berlin wall on 'Have I Got News For You' the other night. there was another woman who had a physical relationship with a banister and a fairground ride. some crazy people in this world

...What the hell is happening with people!?

 

[dekkarax]

...Is that marriage legal?

Well, as long as they don't bother anyone else.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Humanity has reached a new high level of stupidity. With such a high benchmark, will they ever be able to raise the benchmark again? I would not doubt it.

 

[kemosabi4]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

I was thinking painful.

With the Eiffel Tower, most likely, but how would you even accomplish it with the Berlin Wall?

 

[WrongSprite]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

I was thinking painful.

With the Eiffel Tower, most likely, but how would you even accomplish it with the Berlin Wall?

Would you like.....a diagram?

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Is she seriously legally married to the tower? It'd be interesting to see what the babies are like. Say hello to mini-Eiffel......

 

[WorldCritic]

Strange beyond belief, so the woman whose married to the Berlin Wall is a widow. And the woman married to the tower wonders why it never calls. Ha ha.

 

[JazzCP]

Darwin says that these type of people will eventually drop out of the gene pool, and seeing that these people are in love with buildings (and assumingly want to do it with said building), I think he may be right on this one...

 

[kemosabi4]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

I was thinking painful.

With the Eiffel Tower, most likely, but how would you even accomplish it with the Berlin Wall?

Would you like.....a diagram?

I only thought about it from a woman's standpoint, if you're implying what I think you are.

 

[Andalusa]

...Okay.
They are strange people.
Each to their own , though.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Hey awesome!

I use one of their kids as a paperweight!

this quote made my day =D.

OT: each to their own i guess, to ugly unconfident to find real partners, so they marry inanimate objects

 

[Generator]

"Why won't you speak to me, ocean?"

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[DarkRyter]

Hey awesome!

I use one of their kids as a paperweight!

I wish I had a crime against nature as a paperweight.

 

[The_Chief]

sex most be mind blowing.

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

This just makes me angry at how stupid most of humanity is. They don't even admit they're objects! They think they're real! It's not crazy, it's just plain stupid.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

Its over NINE THOUSAND. Feet long. Owchy.

That is the most discusting thought I have all day but it's made of so much win I won't kill you