Words on your gravestone?

[SaunaKalja]

As usual:
Fuck it! I'm out this *****!

 

[Catinks]

404: Soul not found

yeeahhh... there is somthing similar to this somewhere
or if i died in 2012
here lies ______ whom spent his whole life in school, fuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~

EDIT: i got a good one:
threw the pin

 

[Abanic]

I always kinda liked the epitaph that Ben Franklin created for himself as a young man (even though a different one is on his grave).

The body of
B. Franklin, Printer
(Like the Cover of an Old Book
Its Contents torn Out
And Stript of its Lettering and Gilding)
Lies Here, Food for Worms.

But the Work shall not be Lost;
For it will (as he Believ'd) Appear once More
In a New and More Elegant Edition
Revised and Corrected
By the Author.

 

[AvsJoe]

Yay, I'm finally getting some sleep!

 

[Ouroboros0977]

"I told you it wouldn't work"
or
"I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE!... On a side note, get me out of here!"

 

[Shockolate]

"He didn't construct additional pylons."

 

[supaflystrikes]

"This is why you check your parachute before you jump."

 

[trophykiller]

now when the rage virus hits you're all screwed. you can thank the jackass that shot me.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

YOU'RE WINNER!


more seriously

He's chillin' with Jesus now..

 

[Crazycat690]

I'm going to be cremated soo... But if I had to choose something it would be something like "BRB", I want it to be happy =)

 

[A-Heart-Of-Gold]

'Murdered (p.s. my headteacher hated me)'

 

[teqrevisited]

"I've only died once but I think I've got the hang of it."

 

[Tortoiseloz]

"and here are his last words "who wants to play poke the dragon!" and we will remember him for the guy that got burnt eaten and for some reason launched towards the Galapagos islands"

 

[Taddy]

"Heaven is as boring as i first thought."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Out for lunch, back in 15"

 

[MrShowerHead]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
Yet with strange aeons even death may die."

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"I can see you when you're in the shower." or "I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you all."

or "So it goes". Get the reference. Now.

 

[Kris015]

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

(Yes quoting the first post a few pages later is counted as a fail)

Tool - Eulogy, am I right?

Ontopic: Name Unknown

You sir, are correct

I'd give you a cookie, but I ate it

 

[krimson_dropz]

"for an honest epitaph let your friends write it. for a decent epitaph make sure your friends arent a bunch of lazy pricks"

 

[Kris015]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
Yet with strange aeons even death may die."

The Thing That Should Not Be!

That would also be pretty awesome to have written on your gravestone.