Well, same with a ham sandwich, but.... bacon is the better version.... so... what is bacon?KEM10 said:Just realized what happened.RobCoxxy said:Yes there is.KEM10 said:That one I enjoy, and the ham sandwich.
Nothing it better than eternal happiness.
A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Therefore, by the transitive property, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
QED
Bacon.
Bacon, in and of itself, is not eternal. It can be a cause of happiness, but its limited time frame in eternity means that it is only a small portion (if one at all).
That's because it was a zombie.caspertjuhh said:The last man on earth sat in a room.
then there came a knock on the door.
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shortest scary story ever.
Because paradox rhymes with "Pair of Docks".Death God said:I must be missing something but I don't get the picture right now.FalloutJack said:Best paradox? Here you go.
Oh, and on the subject of irresistable force VS an immovable object? The universe moves instead...
And the answer to your question is a hardend disc of glue that slides off the teflon.royohz said:Nope, sorry. Intense heat and pressure is the answer.2xDouble said:A better question is, "How did they get the Teflon to stick to the frying pan?"royohz said:Basically, what do you think is the world's funniest or most mind-boggling suggested paradox?
Mine is:
What happens if you put super glue on a Teflon-covered frying pan?
Not dividing and dividing by zero are two different things :>Geekosaurus said:You can't divide by zero. Yes you fucking can. I have two apples, I don't divide by anything so I still have two apples. The mathematicians just don't want to admit defeat.
But glue, like epoxy glue supposedly sticks to anything!Fetzenfisch said:And the answer to your question is a hardend disc of glue that slides off the teflon.royohz said:Nope, sorry. Intense heat and pressure is the answer.2xDouble said:A better question is, "How did they get the Teflon to stick to the frying pan?"royohz said:Basically, what do you think is the world's funniest or most mind-boggling suggested paradox?
Mine is:
What happens if you put super glue on a Teflon-covered frying pan?
next.
it was the last woman on earth (or even just ANY woman)caspertjuhh said:The last man on earth sat in a room.
then there came a knock on the door.
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shortest scary story ever.
No, you cannot divide by zero. Not directly.eggy32 said:Well done for proving yourself wrong. You tried to prove you can divide something by not dividing something. It's almost a paradox in itself.Geekosaurus said:You can't divide by zero. Yes you fucking can. I have two apples, I don't divide by anything so I still have two apples. The mathematicians just don't want to admit defeat.
Nope you'd theoretically never make it.hudsonzero said:well if we knew how big the initial step was, how long the cross-walk is and how long each step takes, you can work that outSquidden said:How long will it take you to cross a crosswalk if with each step, you cut the distance you walked with the prior step by half?