Worst enterainment news ever.

[Gabanuka]

So Escapist if you woke up tommorow to the worst entertainment news ever what would it be?
For me its between:
"Michael Bay to direct new Firefly series" or
"Bethesda giving up on TES:5"

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Simple:
'Ubisoft's new title: World's best games developer'

 

[Fulax]

'Iron Maiden cite Eminem as main inspiration for upcoming album'

 

[Lizardon]

Either
"Popularity of films results in more Twilight books"
or
"George Lucas starts work on new Star Wars movie"

 

[DigitalSushi]

"the Cheese eating surrender Monkeys that is France have been annexed into Spain.
Spain to make Paella down the Champs-Élysées in celebration"

Get your delicious shellfish dish out of Paris!

'Iron Maiden cite Eminem as main inspiration for upcoming album'

hahahaha

 

[Ickorus]

So Escapist if you woke up tommorow to the worst entertainment news ever what would it be?
For me its between:
"Michael Bay todirect new Firefly series" or
"Bethesda giving up on TES:5"

TES:5 cancelled
or
Black Mesa Source Cancelled
or
HL2:Ep3 Cancelled

Been waiting for all three for years, any of them being cancelled would destroy my day.

 

[Explosm]

The UN decides to ban all video games..

That would be a fun world

 

[Plank of Wood]

"Lady Gaga is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall""

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


EDIT: Wait, Gaga has awesome vocals when it's not sent through a robot or something, I have a worse one:

"Justin Bieber is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall"".

 

[aPod]

"Duke Nukem Developer 3d Realms closes doors putting the final nail in the Duke Nukem Forever coffin."

-Oh yea

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Due to the massive popularity of the series, Twilight - The Musical is to be put into production.

EDIT -

"Lady Gaga is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall""

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


EDIT: Wait, Gaga has awesome vocals when it's not sent through a robot or something, I have a worse one:

"Justin Bieber is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall"".

*shudder* That's just horrible.

 

[razerdoh]

"George Lucas starts work on new Star Wars movie"

Lucas is working on a live action starwars tv series....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_live-action_TV_series

 

[varulfic]

"Blizzard announces Starcraft 2 will be for consoles only"

 

[LongAndShort]

Either
"Popularity of films results in more Twilight books"
or
"George Lucas starts work on new Star Wars movie"

They'd be dead before anybody had time to speculate on the plots. I'd make sure of that.

 

[fix-the-spade]

The UN decides to ban all video games..

The Next day's headline: Ban Ki Moon on murderous rampage, demands the return of his Starcraft disc.

The UN will never ban games with a Korean in charge!

OT: Activision announce aggressive take overs of Valve, Bethesda, Epic, Bungie, Insomniac and Dice. All future games to be released using new IWnet 2.0 client.

 

[Quaxar]

Due to the massive popularity of the series, Twilight - The Musical is to be put into production.

Musical? I'd be more afraid of a console game!
"Press X to seduce Bella, press Y to strip off your shirt and dance in the sun"

 

[Plank of Wood]

EDIT -

"Lady Gaga is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall""

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


EDIT: Wait, Gaga has awesome vocals when it's not sent through a robot or something, I have a worse one:

"Justin Bieber is now doing a cover of the album "The Wall"".

*shudder* That's just horrible.

ALL IN ALL, BABY, IT'S JUST BRICKKKKKKSSSS INN THE WAAAAAAAA *voice break* all."

 

[Fiend13]

"Blizzard announces Starcraft 2 will be for consoles only"

let me rephrase that
"a Game Boy Color exclusive"

 

[Explosm]

All future games to be released using new IWnet 2.0 client.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-falls on knee's- WHYYYYY!
-hits the ground-
WHYYY DAMN YOU!!!
-crys in feetle position-