Worst Excuses

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s0denone

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"I can't write that for tomorrow, my do-homework-finger is broken"
"I'm sorry, I got both my arms amputated, I can't."
"I can't, I just can't! I just lost both my legs!!"
"Sorry, I can hear you, I am wearing fake ears, I had my real ones removed."
"Sorry, I have to take my medicine"
"I can't come, I just received news that... That I'm not going to come."

:(

It's even better if you do popping sounds with your mouth while explaining. "My arms... They just fell off!!! It was like *Pop* *Pop*"
 
Hippobatman

Hippobatman

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"Wow, I'd love to, but.. uhm.. I've got a thing.. You know?"
"Aww... That'd be nice, but I'm outta town"
 
bad rider

bad rider

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I need to rewind my DVD collection. Sorry.

"Hey, I thought you were guarding the prisoners"
"What I didn't do anything"
 
Corpse XxX

Corpse XxX

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Sennz0r said:
I was drunk.
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Haha.. I second that to the fullest..

Worst pick up line that ever worked: "I have a king size bed, and im only using half of it. I like to share.."
For some weird reason it worked, i was almost certain that i was gonna get ***** slapped, but HEY!
 
Abedeus

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Adam Jenson said:
It's my first day

This isn't where I parked my car.
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You have 5 seconds to explain your actions before we open fire.

It's my first day.

*hahahah!*

Es mi dia primero.

*jojojoj!*

Chu chang chon chong.

*hihiih!*

Quack quack quack.

*ikikikik!* *splash splash splash*


Okay, I know it's old. But here're mine:

I got my damage brained.

The orphanage attacked me, it was a self-defense.

I was going to, but I didn't want to.
 
Monkfish Acc.

Monkfish Acc.

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"Oh, this wasn't me. It was... yer one."
"I was sleeping."(I use this one often, as it's usualy true)
"Not today, I have... fat."
 
atv_chic_18

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The worst I've given: Uh well... I wasn't sure.
The answer recieved: Excuses are like a**holes. Everyone has one. Next time be sure.

Haha. Thus I never say I'm not sure without valid reason anymore. *shrug*

The worst I've heard:

Professor: "I'm extending the term paper due date by 3 additional weeks. I'm busy with all of my classes and other work."
College students: *sigh of relief*
Professor: "Yeah be glad.. Out of 90 of you, only 9 of you turned them in. Those 9 turned them early and got a reward. The rest of you don't get the reward."
 
Bofus Teefus

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Referring to the posted speed limit as I was being issued a ticket-

"Well you can't believe everything you read."
 
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