EA's Madden Creator
A game development sim, where you painstakingly copy-&-paste the code from last years Madden onto a new disc and choose one out of several features to add for the year. Careful choosing of the new content is necessary, or the fans might find out your foolproof scheme of screwing them over year after year!
Rockstar's Jock
An open world action/adventure with some RPG elements and a touch of relationship-simulation, where you spend most of your time playing football and other sports, getting drunk, and destroying the English language via dialogue choices to increase friendships and gain Xp.
You can go to parties to get a better chance at meeting new friends and hooking up with some babes for huge XP bonuses. Drinking beer gives you neat buffs, but you must watch out for ex-girlfriends, jealous boyfriends, and college security!
Also, too much beer or drugs messes up your reality, and the game will make all girls look hot, hiding the ugly girls, and even making some of the effminant men look like hot babes. And it will make you think your choosing all the good dialogue choices in a conversation. But the next day, you'll check your stats and relationship bars, and they'll be a cluttered mess of people you don't know, giving you huge Xp penalties.
There is also a controversial glitch, where hanging out in the locker rooms and with close friends will make your character confused about his sexuality, and you'll have a hard time keeping your Jock from touching other Jock's abs and ass's.
Digital Pictures Make My Commercal!
Updating the successful Make My Video franchise, Make My Commercial takes all those commercials that annoy the shit out of you, and has you remixing them to sell new and complety stupid products.
Fox Interactive's Emo: The Reckoning
You were planning on going to the mall with your friends for a night of hanging out in front of the main doors. Your were going to smoking, give old people mean looks, and curl up on the ground with your friends.
But suddenly, you get into an argument with your parents, and before you can say I-stole-my-little-sister's-tight-pants, your grounded!
Instead of, you know, being a tough rebellious teen with an attitude, and just fucking going anyway, you must find the sacred pills that will end your unfair life in a middle class house with running water and food, and will teach everyone a lesson for making your life so horrible.
But your parents scattered them everywhere! Now you must platform across your home. Your journey will take you from the dark cellar, through the kitchen with the tempting utensils to cut yourself with, past the living room, were you will have the hardest time uncovering the pills left between the couch pillows, a harrowing journey through your little brothers room, and a dramatic climax, finding the last of the pills on the roof of your house!