Rift. I tried to just play the free trial, and the thing took so long patching that it informed me my time was up before I even got to load it.
During the Steam sale, I buy it for 10$(although it eventually costs me 25$ because I used a reloadable gift credit card, the information of which it required me to provide for my subscription before even trying the first free month.) It patches for another eight hours, I finally get in and it's the laggiest, most clunky thing I've ever played. The graphics were iffy, the customization mediocre at best and the quests were murderously dull.
Ugh.