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Scarim Coral

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The 2008 Alone in the Dark wii version. That is the last time I buy a game from hype alone without checking the reviews.
 

Spectral Dragon

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Hmm... I've played spore, and liked it then, and I've played Max Payne, didn't like it, though... Probably the original Deus Ex. Just couldn't get into it. For me, it just felt awkward and old. It's not aged well.
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Fahrenheit or The Indigo Prophecy
Wait, what? I liked it. A lot. It had great movement capture tech, and a pretty great story. At least in the beginning. Granted, it was mostly QTE's, but with some improvements, they would be awesome. It does things better than a lot of current games, but it's not perfect. Far from the worst, though.
 

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Sonic the Hedgehog: 2006 and Shadow the Hedgehog
The mere fact these abominations (ok, so 2006 was mentioned once but..shadow wasn't so it still counts dammit!) were not mention on this thread earlier means either:
A) People didn't play them (You lucky bastards you!)
B) They've repressed the experience..understandably.
C) Or, for some unexplainable reason, people thought they were good games.
 

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I'm really disliking Thief: The Dark Project so far. Ugliness aside, the stealth is so easy a chimp could master it, the controls and combat are really awkward (For some reason you aren't allowed to walk backwards and I had to bind keys just so I could strafe. :l), they don't do much to establish the lore or the characters so the story feels hollow at this point, the AI is so thick I actually dispatched two of my foes by making them drown themselves. That said, it does have a sort of stupid charm to it, especially the voice acting (of everyone besides the protagonist) and the hilarious animations.

I got literally zero enjoyment out of Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising and I still call that just about the worst game I've ever played. Spend half an hour skulking and sneaking, fire one shot and have every man and helicopter on the island riding up your ass within the second. I must be doing something really wrong in that game, because I feel like I wasted two dollars on it.
 

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Zaik said:

I never personally played it but, come on now.
But it is the greatest street cleaning of all time!


OT: I think Shadow the Hedgehog is probably the worst game I've ever played. Gods it was just too awful for words. Or Alone in the Dark, that was pretty damn awful too.
 
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Last Hugh Alive said:
That would be Pimp My Ride: The Game

You customize cars (which is staggeringly more disappointing than you would expect), then you drive the car back to the client and the driving controls are dogshit. Along the way back you can play "minigames" and "side missions" which basically involve quick time events that control people in the neighbourhood dancing around your car while you slowly drive it through the street.

Oh and terrible voice acting.
I can't help but think YDI for believing for a second that a pimp my ride game would be anything other than agonizing.
 
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Woodsey said:
Two Worlds.

I've come to suspect that the only reason it even exists is so that I have an immediate answer to these types of threads.
Having played two worlds 2 I can sympathize with you there. It was horrible. My personal choice tho would have to be Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire. I've had physical injuries that were more fun than playing that garbage. I broke the disk within 20 mins of "gameplay" so I'd never have to be exposed to it ever again.
 

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SaetonChapelle said:
Im trying to think of a really bad game Ive played recently...

Ninety Nine Nights? Maybe...
i have no idea why but i fucking love that game, i know how terrible it is but whenever i play it i have a blast,


the worst game i have ever played issega superstars tennis or whatever it's called that i got for free with my xbox
 

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Too human. It was absolutely terrible. Check out yahtzee's review of it, he hits the nail on the head.
 

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Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom
I tried every class I could.. played a totaly of 10 hours. returned the game

The Witcher 2
I put 15 hours into the game, clunky controls, fighting was horrible. Didn't like it at all. It was my first fray into the Witcher series.
 

Last Hugh Alive

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Kendell Cambridge said:
Last Hugh Alive said:
That would be Pimp My Ride: The Game

You customize cars (which is staggeringly more disappointing than you would expect), then you drive the car back to the client and the driving controls are dogshit. Along the way back you can play "minigames" and "side missions" which basically involve quick time events that control people in the neighbourhood dancing around your car while you slowly drive it through the street.

Oh and terrible voice acting.
I can't help but think YDI for believing for a second that a pimp my ride game would be anything other than agonizing.
It was a game my friend leant to me along with I think Dragon Age, I played it for the sheer novelty as I like to do sometimes with knowingly bad games (not DA). Still, PMR was impossibly awful. At least that 50 Cent BotS game managed to be functionally compitent underneath its ridiculousness.
 
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Last Hugh Alive said:
Kendell Cambridge said:
Last Hugh Alive said:
That would be Pimp My Ride: The Game

You customize cars (which is staggeringly more disappointing than you would expect), then you drive the car back to the client and the driving controls are dogshit. Along the way back you can play "minigames" and "side missions" which basically involve quick time events that control people in the neighbourhood dancing around your car while you slowly drive it through the street.

Oh and terrible voice acting.
I can't help but think YDI for believing for a second that a pimp my ride game would be anything other than agonizing.
It was a game my friend leant to me along with I think Dragon Age, I played it for the sheer novelty as I like to do sometimes with knowingly bad games (not DA). Still, PMR was impossibly awful. At least that 50 Cent BotS game managed to be functionally compitent underneath its ridiculousness.
I played that BotS game at my brother's house and noticed that if you play on mute for only one level every few days so the repetitiveness doesn't hit you like a drunk driver practicing drifts in a semi trailer, it's actually not so bad. Lord knows I'd like to know how one man can piss off so many attack chopper pilots tho...
 

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Lost Planet 2. No matter what I was doing when it was always shit all of the time, no exceptions...

But then again, I (thankfully) have never played Too Human so I guess I had it lucky. :/
 

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xWestie said:
SaetonChapelle said:
I... I adore Dynasty Warriors. /hides from backlash.
I just bought Warriors Orochi and I have the whole series, plus the Samurai series. ><
Heh~
You're not alone -pats- I think the only one I'm missing is Samurai Warriors: Xtreme Legends >>; lol

For me I'm not too sure.. probably Bubsy.
This series seems interesting and I must play!!!
 

Ziame

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Spore was just awfully dumb.

Witcher 2... vulgar, obscenic experience; no redeeming qualities for me. Clickfest combat also.

Oblivion - I tried so hard to like it. It just stood there going NO!

Terraria was quite boring as well.

Counter-Strike - I always liked the concept, but the people I always end up playing with...

Kendell Cambridge said:
Zaik said:

I never personally played it but, come on now.
You just made my day. I've heard of some stupid concepts before, but this actually made me cry laughing. I owe you thanks.
Dude, there's a whole series out there. Tractors, trash-trucks etc. Besides, to quote bash, when you're a marine returning from Iraq, a shooter ain't really what you'd like to play :)