Worst gaming quotes

[Jzolr0708]

"Do we run?"- Louis, L4D, As he watches a Tank charge towards him to rip him in half.

 

[Julianking93]

I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say;

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!!!!

 

[mooncalf]

Does it actually have to be bad, or can it be so bad it's good. If the latter, I'd go with: "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

This, a hundred times, actually pretty much all Resi games have "so bad there good" quotes >.>

Here's one an escapist brought my attention to in a similar thread, the master of unlocking!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0

Beware though. TvTropes is... addicting.

Just... One... More... In-Text-Link...

 

[Daedalus1942]

Anything Francis says in left 4 dead. Trust me, it's not good advice to run up to a witch and shoot it in the face...

I hate Trains... I Hate pants.
For me, it would have to be most of the script in Sonic Unleashed. While I like the game, the voic acting is just epic fail..

 

[VanityGirl]

More annoying than bad...

SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!

i wanted to go over the com and say "shut up douche, i'm gonna restart the level"

 

[Rigs83]

You died!

 

[PyroZombie]

"I'm the fucking LightBringer!"-Alone in the dark

Are ya? Really?

 

[Aqualung]

"I'm the fucking LightBringer!"-Alone in the dark

Are ya? Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLU8bsJl1o

I think he is.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

"Everyone is deaaaad" from some fighter game on the PS2.

"Blow it out your ass" Duke nukem

"Hey Nico, Want to go bowling" - Cousin in gta the one with the russian.

"Hey susie" cod4 guy (Actually that ones pretty good)

"THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER" - if you don't know it, you won't get it.

 

[Wanocorc]

ugh...ugh....ugh....ugh....where is it?-Duke Nukem

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

What does that even mean?

For me, it would have to be either Yahtzee's beloved line of, "I hope this is the right thing to do" while parading through New York in a tank destroying the only hope of a cure for the virus in "Prototype"

or this one line which has always rubbed me the wrong way

"This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were children... eh, what's his name again?"

First off! Don't just tell me we're rivals! Let me figure it out, from telling the story! Second, Professor Oak, you forgetful bastard! How can you not remember your grandson's name? Tere are only 3 houses in that entire damn town! You must at least run into him every once in a while...

 

[crooked_ferret]

What does that even mean?

For me, it would have to be either Yahtzee's beloved line of, "I hope this is the right thing to do" while parading through New York in a tank destroying the only hope of a cure for the virus in "Prototype"

or this one line which has always rubbed me the wrong way

"This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were children... eh, what's his name again?"

First off! Don't just tell me we're rivals! Let me figure it out, from telling the story! Second, Professor Oak, you forgetful bastard! How can you not remember your grandson's name? Tere are only 3 houses in that entire damn town! You must at least run into him every once in a while...

It means oh shit, I'm surrounded.
did I miss something I thought this was supposed to be the worst ones.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned "set us up the bomb"

the most epic bad gaming quote of all time..

 

[AbuFace]

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Stop talking!"

Or;

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Bye"

NPC 1: "Hello"

Seriously, it has failed so often that it's embarrassing.

That's what makes it so awesome though. It's like visiting a looney bin.... with swords.

'Tis true. The awkward dialogue in that game is almost part of the charm.

NPC 1: Hello

NPC 2: Spare a coin for an old...

***player cuts down NPC 2 with a power attack from a claymore***

NPC 1 (to the player): Looks like you're handy with a blade.

NPC 1: Guards!

 

[Yoshemo]

[http://photobucket.com/images/silent%20hill%20doghouse]

 

[MortisLegio]

its not bad but kinda annoying
Assassin's Creed: "who is responsible for this?" repeated for every dead guard after a large battle

 

[CompactNinja]

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

that or just about anything else in oblivion
you know sumthins wrong when you hear:

NPC1: Hello
NPC2: Go Away
NPC1: Goodbye
NPC1: Hello
NPC2: What?
NPC1: Hello
NPC1: Goodbye

the epitome of a diverse and meaningful converation

 

[Red Autumn]

"HEY! LISTEN!"
and Im done