Worst gaming quotes

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

"Everyone is deaaaad" from some fighter game on the PS2.

"Blow it out your ass" Duke nukem

"Hey Nico, Want to go bowling" - Cousin in gta the one with the russian.

"Hey susie" cod4 guy (Actually that ones pretty good)

"THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER" - if you don't know it, you won't get it.

 

[Wanocorc]

ugh...ugh....ugh....ugh....where is it?-Duke Nukem

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

What does that even mean?

For me, it would have to be either Yahtzee's beloved line of, "I hope this is the right thing to do" while parading through New York in a tank destroying the only hope of a cure for the virus in "Prototype"

or this one line which has always rubbed me the wrong way

"This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were children... eh, what's his name again?"

First off! Don't just tell me we're rivals! Let me figure it out, from telling the story! Second, Professor Oak, you forgetful bastard! How can you not remember your grandson's name? Tere are only 3 houses in that entire damn town! You must at least run into him every once in a while...

 

[crooked_ferret]

What does that even mean?

For me, it would have to be either Yahtzee's beloved line of, "I hope this is the right thing to do" while parading through New York in a tank destroying the only hope of a cure for the virus in "Prototype"

or this one line which has always rubbed me the wrong way

"This is my grandson. You and he have been rivals since you were children... eh, what's his name again?"

First off! Don't just tell me we're rivals! Let me figure it out, from telling the story! Second, Professor Oak, you forgetful bastard! How can you not remember your grandson's name? Tere are only 3 houses in that entire damn town! You must at least run into him every once in a while...

It means oh shit, I'm surrounded.
did I miss something I thought this was supposed to be the worst ones.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned "set us up the bomb"

the most epic bad gaming quote of all time..

 

[AbuFace]

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Stop talking!"

Or;

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Bye"

NPC 1: "Hello"

Seriously, it has failed so often that it's embarrassing.

That's what makes it so awesome though. It's like visiting a looney bin.... with swords.

'Tis true. The awkward dialogue in that game is almost part of the charm.

NPC 1: Hello

NPC 2: Spare a coin for an old...

***player cuts down NPC 2 with a power attack from a claymore***

NPC 1 (to the player): Looks like you're handy with a blade.

NPC 1: Guards!

 

[Yoshemo]

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[MortisLegio]

its not bad but kinda annoying
Assassin's Creed: "who is responsible for this?" repeated for every dead guard after a large battle

 

[CompactNinja]

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

that or just about anything else in oblivion
you know sumthins wrong when you hear:

NPC1: Hello
NPC2: Go Away
NPC1: Goodbye
NPC1: Hello
NPC2: What?
NPC1: Hello
NPC1: Goodbye

the epitome of a diverse and meaningful converation

 

[Red Autumn]

"HEY! LISTEN!"
and Im done

 

[Fists]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

Didn't you beat the game? there was a perfectly good cake in the credits.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"I should have been the one to fill YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiIiiiIGGggHHhHTT!!"

my god that is the most cheesy line ever, it makes me laugh everytime I hear it

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

that or just about anything else in oblivion
you know sumthins wrong when you hear:

NPC1: Hello
NPC2: Go Away
NPC1: Goodbye
NPC1: Hello
NPC2: What?
NPC1: Hello
NPC1: Goodbye

the epitome of a diverse and meaningful converation

FINALLY! some one else who finds true profound meaning when two idendcal strangers say
NPC:1 hello
NPC:2 I saw a mudcrab the other day, nasty creatures
NPC:1 I'm not talking to you, it's because I don't like you
NPC:2goodbye
NPC:1 hello
NPC:2 hello
NPC:2 goodbye

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

Anything from Soul Calibur 3.... terrible voice acting and a bad script.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Complete...........Global.........Saturation!" The way Weskers face looks, and the way his voice actor spits it out there, is hilarious.

 

[Jinxzy]

"don't eat the cards" Magic the Gathering on 360 arcade

 

[MrGFunk]

The empress of time in Prince of Persia when she says "I am the Empress of Time..." when you're fighting her.

Eurgh... I know, you said, like ten times.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

yea, they did that too in Mass Effect, i got so sick of hearing people yell "Enemies everywhere!!!"

other then that, i'd say from Resident Evil 5 "We could give it a... shot!"
i almost destroyed the TV.

i just want to say i like your avatar. anyway my most hated quote is in Halo 3 when Miranda Keyes responds to "where should the squad leaders go?" by saying "to war" i just thought that it was too cheesy and it mad me have a sad face

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I always found it funny in Assassin's Creed:

*after killing guards and saving citizen*

Citizen: "I will make sure the whole city knows of the good you've done!"
*short pause*
Citizen: "MURDERER!!!!! HELP!!"

 

[VargRaev]

Tittys, tittys, tittys! - Damn i hated him

 

[HopeMedina]

"Where'd everyone go? Bingo?" - Meester Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 4.

Of course, when a village of bloodthirsty natives stop and retreat after trying to make a Leon sandwich, they've obviously gone to bingo. Why didn't I think of that?

 

[dennyaaa]

HAZE: "Remember your promise to Merino"

I KNOW! you don't have to yell at me like every 2 seconds through the entire game ...