Worst gaming quotes

[Fists]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

Didn't you beat the game? there was a perfectly good cake in the credits.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"I should have been the one to fill YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiIiiiIGGggHHhHTT!!"

my god that is the most cheesy line ever, it makes me laugh everytime I hear it

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

that or just about anything else in oblivion
you know sumthins wrong when you hear:

NPC1: Hello
NPC2: Go Away
NPC1: Goodbye
NPC1: Hello
NPC2: What?
NPC1: Hello
NPC1: Goodbye

the epitome of a diverse and meaningful converation

FINALLY! some one else who finds true profound meaning when two idendcal strangers say
NPC:1 hello
NPC:2 I saw a mudcrab the other day, nasty creatures
NPC:1 I'm not talking to you, it's because I don't like you
NPC:2goodbye
NPC:1 hello
NPC:2 hello
NPC:2 goodbye

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

Anything from Soul Calibur 3.... terrible voice acting and a bad script.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Complete...........Global.........Saturation!" The way Weskers face looks, and the way his voice actor spits it out there, is hilarious.

 

[Jinxzy]

"don't eat the cards" Magic the Gathering on 360 arcade

 

[MrGFunk]

The empress of time in Prince of Persia when she says "I am the Empress of Time..." when you're fighting her.

Eurgh... I know, you said, like ten times.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

yea, they did that too in Mass Effect, i got so sick of hearing people yell "Enemies everywhere!!!"

other then that, i'd say from Resident Evil 5 "We could give it a... shot!"
i almost destroyed the TV.

i just want to say i like your avatar. anyway my most hated quote is in Halo 3 when Miranda Keyes responds to "where should the squad leaders go?" by saying "to war" i just thought that it was too cheesy and it mad me have a sad face

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I always found it funny in Assassin's Creed:

*after killing guards and saving citizen*

Citizen: "I will make sure the whole city knows of the good you've done!"
*short pause*
Citizen: "MURDERER!!!!! HELP!!"

 

[VargRaev]

Tittys, tittys, tittys! - Damn i hated him

 

[HopeMedina]

"Where'd everyone go? Bingo?" - Meester Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 4.

Of course, when a village of bloodthirsty natives stop and retreat after trying to make a Leon sandwich, they've obviously gone to bingo. Why didn't I think of that?

 

[dennyaaa]

HAZE: "Remember your promise to Merino"

I KNOW! you don't have to yell at me like every 2 seconds through the entire game ...

 

[Hybridwolf]

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Wesker only looks good and his powers help too but, it almost sounds like he has throat cancer or something.

Wesker was good because he sounded like a villan, and because he was the only one who knew what was going on. The other characters never seemed to grasp the plot until it was spelt out to them. For example going through a facility and finding out they were making B.O.W's, even naming them, then killing two later and the characters acting as if they knew nothing about it. You read a terminal describing the damn thing and you still don't know what it is? Not to mention the whole thing about Jill...a three year old could have worked it out before that fight.

I do agree though Weskers voice makes it funny, as he's trying to be serious, yet his voice ruins the effect at times.

 

[T-Bone24]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

Didn't you beat the game? there was a perfectly good cake in the credits.

I didn't take that to be literal. I didn't think that that cake was the one GLaDOS was yammering on about. The cake is a lie.

 

[bob-2000]

yea, they did that too in Mass Effect, i got so sick of hearing people yell "Enemies everywhere!!!"

other then that, i'd say from Resident Evil 5 "We could give it a... shot!"
i almost destroyed the TV.

i just want to say i like your avatar. anyway my most hated quote is in Halo 3 when Miranda Keyes responds to "where should the squad leaders go?" by saying "to war" i just thought that it was too cheesy and it mad me have a sad face

why, thank you I like yours i fantastic too.
Another Bioware repetition quote is in KoTOR when Carth (i think) gets this weird accent and yells "Down you go!" about a million times per fight.

 

[vorlors]

I am Cao PI (cow pee) from dw 5 I rofled ever time that came up

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WOOOOOOOOORM!" If dialogue could be fed into a machine and used to create electricity, Gears 1 and Gears 2's dialogue could light up entire cities. FOR WEEKS. WITH A GIANT WOOOOOOORM!

"I will destroy you!", "Go go go!", and "Shepard's hit!" were also very annoying combat phrases in Mass Effect. Thankfully, the rest of Mass Effect's actual dialogue is pretty damn good, so ME's forgiven.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

More annoying than bad...

SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!

i wanted to go over the com and say "shut up douche, i'm gonna restart the level"

Seconded.. also from Metal Gear - "I feel asleep" and "the truck have started to move"

Or from Resident Evil..

Jill: What.. What's that?
Some guy: Blood
Jill: It looks like..... Chris's blood

Good god that woman could make a fortune as a forensic scientist

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

"It's like steering a swimming ox, but flying through the air!"
Jade Empire's tutorial on the flight minigame.