Worst gaming quotes

[jboking]

It still felt incredibly forced. In MGS is was cool, in MGS 3 is was extremely cool (as you said, nostalgia), in MGS 4 is was shoved in there and just made me think "Again? Really?"

I honestly think the line in MGS4 was almost required. So yeah, it was kind of forced, but really, what else does Ocelot say when you beat him? It was fitting.

It also served to aid the GIANT RETCON that revolved around Liquids arm.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Mathais "what you want me to throw my boot at him"

Me "yes you idiot throw the boot! it's better than nothing"

Mathais "use harsh language?"

me "OMFG just reload already!!!!"

Mathais gets run over by tank because he couldn't find the AT missle in his pocket
Mathais in mercenaries playground of destrustion

 

[Kingsman]

Snape, from Harry Potter 2, right after you crash the car.

Can't remember the exact quote, but I'm pretty sure it goes something like:
"IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER UNNECESSARY ACTION LIKE THAT, I WILL DEFINITELY deduct House points."

I haven't touched the game since. There are some things you can't forgive in ports and cash-in video games, and taking interesting foils and turning them into PUSSIES is one of them.

 

[Rawker]

Spoiler

THE CAKE IS A M*#@Æ⁄`?F$x*King LIE. grrrrr.....

 

[esperandote]

"will you go down?"

 

[Captain Awesome]

 

[Anarien]

In Silent Hill 4, when Henry finds Cynthia stabbed and cut up and bleeding on the floor -

"Are you okay?"

 

[Twilight_guy]

"You are dead." Nobody likes seeing that.

 

[nicholaxxx]

during the true anding of Blazblue

'what? an elevator? what's it doing here?'

though it isn't bad (lets just assume there aren't any elevators in NOL bases) it made me laugh a little and made my mother hate the game for another reason... 'shitty dialouge'

 

[Dragon_Nexus]

"You're Winner!"

Can't believe I forgot that.

 

[Clockwerk133]

Left 4 Dead:

Louis: "Pills here!" or "Grabing Pills!"

He always uses up my supplies that I need.

 

[jonnywarlock]

"I love the taste of Elf blood in the morning!" by Enserric the Lingsword from Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark. This quote wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that a) You're fighting a lot of elves, so Enserric repeats this line to death, and b) I was playing an elf myself, so its kinda creepy...

 

[blaze96]

Fable 2: Death is not your destiny today little sparrow.

Why thank you creepy blind lady who I only met today. You told my sister to buy a music box that got her shot, me shot, and hurled me face first down a good seventy stories, but thank god you told me I couldn't die 'cause I was just gonna end it myself 'till you showed up and said that. Oh and how about you go up to that tower and tell it to my sister who got shot in the face two, it might help.

or anything from this game just because of the delivery:

The Worst VA in a game. I mean my god they are just so neutral the entire time. EMOTE YOU BASTARDS. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg]

 

[RanD00M]

Some one set us up the bomb!

 

[Evil Tim]

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

No, if you finish the game it is shown that there was indeed a cake, and that bastarding cube stole it.

 

[NoTroll]

Anything Francis says in left 4 dead. Trust me, it's not good advice to run up to a witch and shoot it in the face...

Is so.

 

[tsolless]

"What is a man? A man is nothing than a miserable pile of secrets."

edit:

Any single thing off of this page really.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Narm/VideoGames

Beware though. TvTropes is... addicting.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIII-IIII-IIIIGHT!