worst joke you've ever told

[SwimmingRock]

yeah... not quite as bad as my persona 2 pick up line, but pretty close.

Sorry, but I missed that the first time around and, being a huge Persona fan, I must know.

OT: Christ, how to choose. Had one of those lame joke books as a kid. Probably the one where the airplane pilot told the stewardess to offer the noisy kids chips on the condition they eat outside. Yeah, I'm not even gonna bother with presentation on that one. It always stuck out in my mind as just being the most groan-worthy one in the book and the reason I never bought a second book of jokes.

 

[Wait...What]

-Why are Pirates, Pirates?
...Because they ARRRRRRRRRR

A personal favourite of mine

 

[emeraldrafael]

...
...Persona 2 pick up line? I'm curious. XD

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Sorry, but I missed that the first time around and, being a huge Persona fan, I must know.

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Oka, for you two, here it is, cause I've been posting it around the site when its relevant and i think its just that bad:

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So Ig uess the worst one that failed was I referenced P2 Innocent Sin by saying, and i kid you not "you are my Maya Amano, and I'm your Tatsuya Suou, so lets make an Innocent Sin for some External Punishment". Amazingly the girl knew what i was talking about, and giggled before walking away. though I later asked her out like a normal person.

.... I know, its amazing I got rid of my V-Card.

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From the worst pick up line thread.

 

[Urgh76]

Stupid; but I laugh every time

 

[KingofallCosmos]

So two fridges are up in a tree playing cards when an egg walks by.
One of the fridges says "Oi, egg, wanna play cards?"
And the egg says "No I'm gonna get a haircut."

 

[UberLemonBoy]

ive told some very family inappropriate jokes im not so proud of
Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?

Spoiler

the holocaust

it's the worst i can say on this site

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Them: High-Five, dude!
Me: I'll just give you five; I'm not high.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Stupid; but I laugh every time

Took me about 10 mins but I got it lol

Okay heres a joke I heard at camp.
So there was this guy and he started dating, then they had sex, but then she felt like a slut so she killed herself then the guy buried her in the woods but then he felt bad so he dug her up and buried her.

Yeah thats it

 

[Bluffy]

A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?".
"parity error" replies the byte.
"Yeah, you looked a bit off..."

 

[bpm195]

I have an extremely offensive Holocaust joke that I tell on rare occassions.

Spoiler

It's so offensive and I'm not even going to tell it here

 

[Alphakirby]

A doctor and a pig are at a bar when the bartender says
"Pigs are not allowed,please leave."
Then the rest,as they say, is history.

Spoiler: Punchline

Then the doctor turned the pig into bacon

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

-Me) Why did the chicken cross the road?

-My friend) Why?

-Me) To get to your house.

-Me) Knock Knock

-My friend) Who's there?

-Me) The Chicken.

 

[TheLiham]

What do you get when you gut a dead baby?

Spoiler: Punchline

An erection.

 

[v3n0mat3]

3 guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy ducks.

 

[mrdude2010]

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

how many engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one

 

[mrdude2010]

-Me) Why did the chicken cross the road?

-My friend) Why?

-Me) To get to your house.

-Me) Knock Knock

-My friend) Who's there?

-Me) The Chicken.

i love it

 

[mrdude2010]

why is 6 afrai of 7?

.... because 7 8 9!

why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 had been working out a lot and looked scary

 

[mrdude2010]

A group of seals walked into a club.

Yeah...

i laughed pretty hard at that

 

[rootbeer78]

My friend has told me so many puns, but this one sticks to my head like glue.

You want intense? I'LL SHOW YOU INTENSE! Let's go camping...

 

[DeltaWolfson]

I can't because it's Racist, lol.