Worst movie ever

[Kyletacullar]

I never really thought of making a account on this site I mainly just watched zero punctuation. but when I saw this I HAD to voice my opinion.
MAX PAYNE is probably by far the biggest Piece of shit I have EVER seen with absoolutely no plot or storyline it was just a whole fucking mess of drugs and 'so called' fighting scenes.This is the movie OH MY GOD MY FAMILY IS DEAD maybe this drug has something to do with it. I have killed the main villian OH WAIT the main villian is my best friend OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY saw THAT coming, it was a fucking cliche-palooza with a cliche ending of SHIT.
so yeah, I didn't really like it.

 

[Kyletacullar]

High School Musical(i only went to watch for my 5 year old step brothers's birthday).
i hate musicals and i hate the steretypical characters in the film.

See that was a horrible movie for YOU but to its directed audience it wasn't. It isn't about crappiness overall, it was OMG why the hell did I spend money on this fucking hype machine this movie was supposed to be GOOD. not wow that was as shitty as I expected,

 

[Vrex360]

I think I've got one, 'A dirty shame' starring Johnny Knoxville. I didn't expect much from such an obvious low brow picture but damn... that movie was appalling. So bad I never even watched it to the end, which goes against my personal ethical code that any movie I rent MUST be watched all the way through no matter how bad. Let me tell you once it crossed the line, it crossed the line and it succeeds in being the only movie I refused to watch the whole way through.

 

[hungoverbear]

Meet the Spartans, vomit inducing bad.

 

[Kyletacullar]

With transformers 2 getting universally panned I thought this thread warranted a necro.

here's the thing though. I know a LOT of people who said"I HURD TRANSFORMERS SUX!" Than I would say your fucking stupid because just the fact your judging it before you even saw makes you a RETARD. Transformers two was fucking awesome and whoever says otherwise needs to drink the stuff under their sink and die a slow, hilarious, seizure filled death.
so short version don't judge something until you have experienced it which is why I enjoy Zero punctuation.

 

[Cpt Morgan]

Any Sci-fi original movies tie for worst movie ever.

 

[Infernai]

As for my least favourite movies:
North And Twilight- These movies are the source of all evil!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Sharks Tale

Shudder...

Meet Joe Black

Double shudder...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Breakfast on Pluto. The most horrible movie ever. They praise gays and bash the people who disagree with them.

Sigh... is it just me or is this forum getting worse by the day?

 

[Boxpopper]

Anyone who includes Indy 4 as a serious nomination for this thread clearly hasn't watched enough bad movies. KotCS, as bland, trite, unmemorable, and depressingly pedestrian as it was, simply cannot compare to true shitfests like Kazaam, Battlefield Earth, Troll 2, "Manos" the Hands of Fate, Monster a Go-Go, Epic Movie, Hobgoblins, Red Zone Cuba, or anything Uwe Boll ever made.

Yeah I know, come on even if Indy 4 was a bad movie, it has no place on this thread. It is not that bad at all. I actually enjoyed it when I saw it in the theater. The only part that seemed dumb was:

"When I get out of here, I'm going to break your nose."
(They let him go)
SMACKCRUNCH
"He broke my nose!"

 

[FangShadow]

Well I can tell you what is going to be the NEW worst move ever: Dragonball.

THIS!!!!...I paid money to see it.....and watch as my child hood died in front of me

 

[Boxpopper]

Every Tim Burton movie ever was horrible. I hate him. His movies are terrible.
movies.

That's kind of a bold statement to make. I'll admit that his writing isn't the absolute best but that isn't the reason people like him.

 

[gewuerzgurke]

I couldn't stand watching the new phantom of the opera till the end. It annoyed me more than any other film I've ever seen I think.

 

[Blackadder51]

Ballet Shoes
2 hours of my life that i want back

 

[Phlaren1]

I can barely consider this movie a movie it's so bad. I love Star Wars so I just had to watch this. Star Wars Christmas special. It exists. No lies.

 

[insertclevernamehere]

Beowulf

 

[Insanum]

Anything by Uwe Boll.

And he wanted to do the halo movie?!?

Step away from the camera uwe, Step the fuck away.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Street Fighter.