Worst movie ever

SargeantGunlock

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Gotham Soul said:
Any movie based off another piece of media, whether it be a book, a video game, or even another movie. Ever made. Ever.
so your saying the Godfather is a Piece of shit thems fighting words in my book
 

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Gfan_00 said:
All the parody movies except for the original Scary Movie.
A bunch of shitty horror movies from the 70s and 80s that were being sold in 1/6 inch thick DVD cases for a dollar(at Kmart, I think). Just reading the back of Dr. Jeckyll vs. The Wolfman made me want to puke.
so every Mel Brooks movie ever made again thems Fighting Words
 

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Souplex said:
With transformers 2 getting universally panned I thought this thread warranted a necro.
here's the thing though. I know a LOT of people who said"I HURD TRANSFORMERS SUX!" Than I would say your fucking stupid because just the fact your judging it before you even saw makes you a RETARD. Transformers two was fucking awesome and whoever says otherwise needs to drink the stuff under their sink and die a slow, hilarious, seizure filled death.
so short version don't judge something until you have experienced it which is why I enjoy Zero punctuation.
http://www.lilformers.com/index.php/2009/06/29/lil-formers-152-transformers-2/ Says it all.
 

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Doomhammer828 said:
I would have to say that it's a tie between "Don't Mess with the Zohan" and "House of the Dead"
Don't Mess With the Zohan was definitely a stupid and terrible movie where the writers were obviously out of their league, but House of the Dead is a far worse movie if nothing else because it took itself so seriously.

When House of the Dead came out I was working at a video store, and when people asked me if it was any good I would calmly reply, "I would rather jam crayons up my nose until I spit colors than watch that movie again."
 

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i thought apolean was actualy ok, and borat was good too, my most hated film ever is mama mia..... i've only seen bits but if i ever have to watch the etire thing my face wil explode
 

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Flux07 said:
Final Fantasy 7: advent children
Dude, that was the best game-based movie there ever was. How about Super Mario Bros the movie.
 

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battle of the bulge. I'm sorry but they used american tank that were used in Nam as Nazi tanks. They didn't show an accurate showing of the battle. It was a sad sad movie. Even Saints and soldiers did a better job and it was a low budget movie!!!! WTF!!!!! If you can show it like it was in the real war then DON'T F***IN DO IT!!!!!
 

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Wow... 10 pages and no one mentions Open Water? It's the single greatest waste of time in my life to date. The worst film of presumably all time and should be classed as inhumane to sell it.

Story is as follows: You joins two pr*cks you know nothing of (And learn nothing more), as they decide on holiday to do a group scuba dive with the worlds most incompetant diving instructor. In a nutshell, shit hits the fan when instructor screws up and leaves our pricktagonists adrift... and there you have Open Water. In the next hour or so, the Man receives apparently a kiss from a shark, and seemingly loses his toe. He bleeds out, bitching all the way, and wifey kills herself out of what I assume, is euphoria from losing the most inept husband on the planet. That or boredom. The end.

No spoiler tags, I consider it a public service to make sure people don't have to sit through 76 minutes of total boredom.
 

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Perfume is quite simply the worst thing that I've ever seen and heard. It has taught me one very valuable lesson: make sure that you know the exact name of the film your friend recommended to you. Otherwise you may encounter something that makes you almost kill yourself.