Worst Movie you have ever seen

Veylon

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I'll define "worst movie" as "most failed to live up to expectations". By that definition, I'll have to go with Eragon. Sure, on some absolute scale, there are many, many worse ones, but this is the one that most blatantly offended my sensibilities. It was lazily put together, and just painful to watch. What makes it so bad for me is that I was expecting an easy, simple Heroic Quest with plenty of action. How do you screw that up?
 

Vimbert

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Hammer781227 said:
I'd say Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The name says it all.
I am filled with a sudden irrational desire to see this travesty.
 

Srkkl

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We are the strange, hands down worst fucking movie in existance, I would rather watch Twilight and New Moon 10 times back to back before I see that shit again.
 

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irefusetoincludenumbersinthisname said:
Hammer781227 said:
I'd say Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The name says it all.
I am filled with a sudden irrational desire to see this travesty.
That is what made me want to see it. It's a 60's movie where martians abduct Santa. And that is all you need to know
 

HardRockSamurai

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Twilight...[small]yeah, I've seen it[/small]...

To be fair, the cinematography was fucking amazing, but everything else was just pure shit.
 

Beartrucci

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Race to Witch Mountain. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen. But I haven't seen Dragonball Evolution yet.
 

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BonsaiK said:
This one:

http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/50881/Treasure-of-the-Lost-Desert/overview

My Dad rented it just after we got our first VCR. Absolutely awful film on so many levels, makes every other lame action film look like a masterpiece. People who think "Twilight" is bad, sorry, but you folks haven't even scratched the surface of how shit movies can be yet.

Oh, excellent review of it here: http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev484.html
Youve got a good point there. I wanted to rip my eyes out with forks (stolen from Zero Punctuation) so I wouldnt have to see it
 

DreamingMerc

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I would have to say Peter Jackson's 2008 King Kong was my worst film experience, even watching the film in HD on a 50-some inch LCD with surround sound and I still wanted to deep throat a shotgun. Understandably this take on the film is rather irrational but I just hated the thing.