Worst Movie you have ever seen

[A Weary Exile]

Either 2001: Space Odyssey (Even though love every other Kubrick movie) or Transformers 2. They are both horrible to me for totally opposite reasons, one is as exciting as watching paint dry and the other is action-packed CGI porn.

Every romantic comedy I've ever seen (That's about two in total) were just totally awful.

The Spirit has the worst writing and plot progression I've ever seen in a movie, it felt like it was written by an autistic eight-year-old. I didn't like Sin City either.

Anything with Seth Rogen is just utter shit, like Funny People which could be moe accuratley named "Lame dick jokes and melodrama".

Ghost Rider also sucked something awful.

 

[Vimbert]

Thread's been done way too many times before, but unquestionably the worst movie ever made was napoleon dynamite. I would pay money to UN-see that movie.

Ugh, I've been trying to forget that movie. I have an older sister who insists that it's the funniest thing ever created and won't shut up about how "one day I'll like it". I told her that yes, some day, when I've gone senile and can't use the bathroom without assistance, I will chuckle at that movie. Because I will be looking at the pretty birdies.

 

[King tomto]

Currently watching Braindead not bad but funny horror movie

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=1VOCV10Y watch for 4 min at least

 

[A Weary Exile]

Watchmen for me. Worst 3 hours of my life.

Ive seen movies that were bad( dragon ball evolution( but still had entertainment even if it was how patheitc it was.

really? I loved the Watchmen movie. It was by no means close to bad.


Transformers 2 was the worst film I have ever seen

Watchmen for me. Worst 3 hours of my life.

Ive seen movies that were bad( dragon ball evolution( but still had entertainment even if it was how patheitc it was.

?!?
Watchmen was pretty damn good. I mean, I can see not liking it, but the worst you've ever seen? Really?

As someone else said, Eragon ranks pretty high on my list. It was based on a terrible book by some little shit, so I wasn't really expecting much, but damn.

Same here, in fact it's my all-time favorite movie. I'm thinking he's one of three people (Not saying that he is, these are just usually the people I encounter who don't like the film):

1) Fan of the comic who can't stand to see his most cherished graphic novel be adapted to anything other than a book.

2) A prude who is disgusted by any male nudity.

3) An idiot who cares nothing for things like depth or plot progression or artistic direction.

Or he may just be a normal person who just happens to not like the film, people think I'm strange for not liking Apocalypse Now or 2001: Space Odyssey. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. :/

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The Spirit.

It was the only film that I contemplated walking out on.

Unfortunately, I was seeing it with a friend who payed for my ticket, and I didn't want to piss him off.

Damn friends...

 

[Cakes]

Or he may just be a normal person who just happens to not like the film, people think I'm strange for not liking Apocalypse Now or 2001: Space Odyssey. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. :/

2001: A Space Odyssey wasn't even a movie. Nothing happened[footnote]The one exception being HAL, of course. That was very well done.[/footnote]. I can see enjoying it as a purely visual work, because in that respect it's amazing, but I expected a bit more 'movie' and less 'art gallery'.

 

[Hollock]

I'll give you a hint it's vampires vs. werewolves. twilight, no, not twilight (haven't seen it cant honestly judge) no my current least favourite movie is underworld rise of the lycans. What the fuck was that? the most convoluted plot I've ever seen, not to mention terrible terrible fighting in terrible terrible darkness to hide the terrible terrible cgi on the terrible terrible werewolves, or is it lycans. wait the lycans are the werewolves that are just wolves and are against the vampires and humans but are trying to get the humans turn into werewolves but the werewolves are human lycan mixes who are forced to wear coallers that keep them from .....ggaaaaaaaaaah what the fuck? Why should I give a fuck? Who is this movie about?

 

[Ibanez887]

Disaster Movie, my friend Randy got us dragged me and my other friend Dominic to go see it just because he wanted to get with a girl from school who was also watching it. We ended up wasting about 25 bucks total and me and Dominic wanted to murder him after the movie ended

 

[malestrithe]

North. I could forgive the politically incorrect nature of it. I can forgive the pointless cameos. I can even forgive the plot holes. But I hate the it was all a dream caveat. If they are going to be culturally insensitive, go all the way with it. Do not pull the "just kidding" defense.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Or he may just be a normal person who just happens to not like the film, people think I'm strange for not liking Apocalypse Now or 2001: Space Odyssey. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. :/

2001: A Space Odyssey wasn't even a movie. Nothing happened[footnote]The one exception being HAL, of course. That was very well done.[/footnote]. I can see enjoying it as a purely visual work, because in that respect it's amazing, but I expected a bit more 'movie' and less 'art gallery'.

Oh my god. THANK YOU!!

That movie is fucking awful! I watched about 3/4 of the way through and I couldn't take it any longer, I've seen the HAL part of the movie parodied so many times that I know what I missed, nothing worth re-watching that movie. I'm sure that it was a great movie for back then, when special effects were new, but it just doesn't stand the test of time. I expected it to be great but it was just terrible.

 

[Jetcity]

The Avengers (1998). One of the few movies I have ever found so bad that I stopped watching it. And I sat through both Resident Evil's

 

[A Weary Exile]

Or he may just be a normal person who just happens to not like the film, people think I'm strange for not liking Apocalypse Now or 2001: Space Odyssey. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. :/

2001: A Space Odyssey wasn't even a movie. Nothing happened I can see enjoying it as a purely visual work, because in that respect it's amazing, but I expected a bit more 'movie' and less 'art gallery'.

Oh my god. THANK YOU!!

That movie is fucking awful! I watched about 3/4 of the way through and I couldn't take it any longer, I've seen the HAL part of the movie parodied so many times that I know what I missed, nothing worth re-watching that movie. I'm sure that it was a great movie for back then, when special effects were new, but it just doesn't stand the test of time. I expected it to be great but it was just terrible.

2001 is easily one of the greatest movies ever made. Obviously it just went right over your heads.

Sarcasm? I can never tell with you.

Anyway, on the back of the box it said "Watch the plot leap millenea ahead through one of the most dramatic transition sequences ever." and this is the scene they touted as so genius:


WHAT!? All they did was cut directly from a bone to spaceship! I was expecting some sort of fade-in or at least for the shot to be lined-up correctly, that was just sloppy cinematography. I understand the underlying themes of the movie, but christ couldn't they make it less boring, and I don't mean more explosions or nudity, I mean make shit actually happen before the last half hour of the movie.

 

[Rawker]

I'd go with those random movies on the sci-fi channel at 0300

I'd say ninja'd if it weren't true.

 

[Kimarous]

In terms of bad overall, I'd have to go with "Stealth". I still can't believe I actually paid to see that film... that I actually contributed to what would be a heinous box-office bomb.

In terms of personal hatred, however... "Be Kind Rewind". The only reason I sat through that film was because it was required watching for a college report. And by sat through, I mean I fastforwarded through 70% of it, only watching the major plot points.

 

[Spiner909]

At first, I thought Cloverfield. One year later it started to grow on me.

I only saw it once...

 

[AlchemistMayCry]

Worst movie I've ever seen: Twilight. It was made less painful because I was watching it in Spanish in school, so it was less painful. Other contenders would be Eragon (complete crap) and Dungeons and Dragons (even more complete crap).

 

[Guestowel]

Hanibal Rising was my least favorite movie.