Worst movies of all time.

Omrosa Samosa

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iamq said:
Disaster Movie...just...ugh.
Agreed. In fact ANY of the '......Movie' films bar scary movie 1 (at a stretch).
I can handle immature humour in films IF ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY
 

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badgersprite said:
What else? Umm...I don't know, I tend to laugh my way through most bad movies, like Salem's Lot and Manos: The Hands Of Fate, so it's hard for me to pick one that isn't unintentionally funny enough for me to like it.
Manos Hands of fate is a good one but I watched it through MST3K and I usually don't even consider those movies for these lists. That being said. Me and my dad enjoy renting really horrible horror movies to watch which almost makes me want to say that all Lionsgate films... but Lionsgate makes so many movies that i'm sure they have a couple of good movies they're just buried in heaps of shit... But if I had to pick one movie that is just horrible it would have to be Epic Movie... that movie was so bad that it completely destroyed my faith in any new spoof movie which sucks because old school spoof movies like Mel Brook's stuff and Airplane are awesome.
 

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kaneisfeelingable said:
Maybe not the worst but Mortal kombat: Analation was the biggest waste of an hour and a half ever. it definetly deserves a place on the top 20 wotst films ever
Your spelling is atrocious, but that one particular typo made up for it!
 

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Probably not the worst movie of all time... But upon the 3rd time watching the Simpsons movie... I was so utterly un-entertained that I threw the fridge at the T.V, the T.V at my mum, and my mum at the fucking sun. Not really, but it's so bad... Lame joke every 5 seconds... It tries to be family guy y'know?... At least most of family guy's stupid randomness is fucking funny.
 

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Starship Troopers 3: Marauder made me cry in comparison to the first one, and sniffle compared to the 2nd. It went really downhill.
 

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MercurySteam said:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Worst. Jim Carrey. Movie. Ever.
Try doing an entire 6 week media study on it, followed with an exam *shudders* I died a little inside.
 

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Phantom9123 said:
MercurySteam said:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Worst. Jim Carrey. Movie. Ever.
Try doing an entire 6 week media study on it, followed with an exam *shudders* I died a little inside.
That is scary. Really scary.
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
There are good movies, there are great movies, then there are movies that make you want to go into a homicidal rage because they are just an utter pile of human excrement. Which movies do you consider terrible and beyond redemption? Why?

My all time least favorite movie is most definetley The Spirit it was a schiziophrenic and childish version of Sin City with all the entertainment cut out, it feels like it was written by a seven-year-old with ADD who just finished watching a 48-hour marathon of Spiderman.

And to a lesser extent I dilike 2001:Space Odyssey and Apocalypse Now just because they both have good ideas, but are poorly executed and with an extremley slow pace that makes them feel more like endurance trials than entertainment.

EDIT:Added to this list:M.Night Shamalandshark movies (All of them), Transformers (And all other Micheal Bay movies), and chick flicks.

EDIT:EDIT:The X-men, Ghost Rider and Spiderman movies are also terrible IMO, especially Wolverine: Origins as one poster mentioned.
Xmen Origins was ok, up until they completely fucked up deadpool's character.
Also, The Spirit was nothing like Sin City for a reason, It's based on a different graphic novel series that has absolutely nothing to do with Sin city!
It also had an old tv series I think in the late 70's, early 80's.
 

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Rheden_Sol said:
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder made me cry in comparison to the first one, and sniffle compared to the 2nd. It went really downhill.
I heard 3 was actually decent, until the end became one big preach about the christian faith and our "Lord". Is this true, or false?
 

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After sundown a B-move about a cowboy vampire in modern times apparently they had casio and nixion watches back then.
And the diolouge was so poor I could have wrote it better and I have ADD and dislexia (why make that word so hard to spell)
 

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House Of Blood/Chain Reaction

You might wonder WHY?

1. Story

It's flawed, unoriginal and plain stupid. Not much dialogue, what is good 'cause most of the actors are amateurs. So much fail with metaphors too.

2. Acting

It's horrible! It's so uneven! Mix of so-so professionals and people that probably haven't never acted.

3. Special Effects

FFF-

I hate this movie...
 

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Hancock for me. I just wanted to see a movie about a guy who had super powers, not some lame story plot about the woman having powers as well.
 

Doom_bringer58

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I'd have to say the worst movie I've ever seen was either Clockwork Orange ("TRY THE WINE!") or Killer Klowns from Outer Space
 

Rheden_Sol

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Daedalus1942 said:
Rheden_Sol said:
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder made me cry in comparison to the first one, and sniffle compared to the 2nd. It went really downhill.
I heard 3 was actually decent, until the end became one big preach about the christian faith and our "Lord". Is this true, or false?
Eeeh...I scarcely remember. Something to do with a giant god sized alien, maybe wanting sacrifices, maybe some false hope about peace, I hardly remember the moral of the storyline... What I do remember was that nearly the majority of the movie was set about defending their current base, which you easily tell was a closed plaster set. The CGI of the aliens looks horrible, too. It's like they hardly tried with the editing. It just felt like they were milking the franchise, it was so much more contained than 1's sprawling deserts etc, etc. I loved 1...
 

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Probably not the worst movie ever, or even the worst of the series, but I really hated Date Movie. It was just so bland and unfunny.