Worst Multiplayer Map of All Time

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While I do have certain hatred Interchange in MW3, I'd probably have to go with MW2's Rust. If you want to have a bullshit clusterfuck just vote for that map. Also 2Fort in TF2 for the 360. If you got an asshole for host you could bet that your team was going to get spawn camped until either you quit or they got bored.

EDIT: Almost forgot Highrise in MW2.(I think that's what it's called anyway) It was always bullshit when a couple of guys from the enemy team would somehow manage to sneak their asses onto the roof and snip their bastard heads off at your team's expense. Good luck managing to counter that giant load of bullshit.
 

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Speaking of bad maps, anyone remember a popular map design for quake (most likely 3) that looked horrible in theory but was actually pretty good?

I remember it was used in a lot of tutorials for map design, it was basically two sides separated by water and three bridges connecting them (very simple). One modder made one of the best maps I had ever seen based on that concept, it looked like a parking lot (concrete ground and pillars) and had an inaccessible room with glass panels on one side (as if it were a place from where scientists would watch the fight and take notes or something) and it looked like something out of Half-Life.

That map concept had a pretty rememberable name... Anyway, I don't remember it but I vote that for the worst map ever.

So bad that it was good, and I loved it.

Also, many maps in Combat Arms. Some are awfully unbalanced. GRRR.

The Lazy Blacksmith said:
The entire map is based on not taking the game seriously, a concept Call of Duty should look into more.
CoD was supposed to be taken seriously? I've been doing it wrong...

Considering the suicidal RC cars, the use of tomahawks in modern combat, nuking an area just to kill 10 guys, etc I don't think it's easy to take it seriously.

Chunga the Great said:
The first part of Strike at Karkand from Battlefield 2 was absolutely awful. Grenade spam up the ass every time it was played.
You can flank it from both sides if you're in a squad, it works in Vehicles or in No-Vehicles.
 

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Final Destination in Super Smash Bros Melee.

The track from Mario Kart Double Dash that is basically a very small oval. Fuck that track!
 

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I think shipment was it's name from CoD4, the one with the long cargo ship. The one where you'll do worse playing normally than by choosing the 3x frag perk and chucking grenades down towards the other side of the ship so everyone became their own improvised mortar launcher.

At least with stuff like Nuketown or similar very tiny maps that craziness could be spawn killing for 5 minutes one game or awesome mayhem the next. Shipment was never fun. Ever.
 

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Chiron TL-34, aka the teleporter map from Halo 1, aka "The Janitor's Closet" from RvB.

I don't much care for multiplayer games as it is, and that one map may have been what pushed casual interest into near-hatred.
 

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Those really close stages in Virtua Fighter 5 where your backs are about 2 inches from the wall. Whoever lands the first hit will usually win it. How someone screws up a fighting game map is a mystery to me.
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
Simple question, what in your opinion is the absolute worst map of all time. It can be from any game, as long as it's from multiplayer. So no water temples or Halo 3 flood levels in here.

As for me, I really, REALLY hate Nuketown from Black Ops. It was simply terrible, with it being incredibly small it meant there was a TON of grenade spam and it made for an overall crap time.
Nuketown is awesome... if you're doing couch based multiplayer with four people. I can see it being /terrible/ for online.

OT: CTF_Turbine in TF2. It's set up in such a way that one engie can shut down gameplay for the entire other team, and two engies can shut down the map for both teams. Everyone complains about 2Fort, but at least that has two or three paths through the big open area. Turbine just has the one. It winds up being mind-numbingly boring because everything grinds down to a halt once the engies get going.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Any map in MW3. It makes you wonder whether anyone at the dev studio had the slightest clue about map design.
This x1000. God that game was a joke.

Anyway, other maps I can't stand include Hotel, Hangar 18, and Hanoi from Black Ops. The dreaded "H" maps I tell you.
 

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There is no hell worse than Pyramid.


Oh yes, you will get stun locked by noobs who do nothing but cling to the walls and heavy span with their tails. You will get knocked down and poked to death by a trio of Praetorians running side by side on the ceiling, who all poke you at once, and kill you instantly. You will lose to those people, and you will see red.

Screw this map. No video or image can encapsulate my hate for it.

In a word: Broken.
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
Simple question, what in your opinion is the absolute worst map of all time. It can be from any game, as long as it's from multiplayer. So no water temples or Halo 3 flood levels in here.

As for me, I really, REALLY hate Nuketown from Black Ops. It was simply terrible, with it being incredibly small it meant there was a TON of grenade spam and it made for an overall crap time.
*stifled giggle*

Thats actually one of my favorites...

Anyways, I basically hate most of MW2, So Ill just say the two maps I actually enjoy, Rust and Skidrow.

Blops: Array, mainly on domination type games.

MW3: Basically the same as MW2, so I mostly only care for Arkadia.

BF3: Any map that has the attackers starting from a ship and having to "storm the beach".
 

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adam352 said:
Mcgehans (SP?) War, on Company of Heroes. An extremely large map with masses of hedges, limiting mobility far too much, making the game into a cluster fuck which is just boring.
I once got stuck on that map in my own base, and managed to kill something like, 200 vehicles over the course of 2 hours.

Finally I decided that the stalemate was unbreakable and quit.
 

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Maeshone said:
2Fort: I just didn't like the gameplay or layout of this map, can't put my finger on why.
2Fort is one of the greatest maps ever created for any game. It's so perfect.

OT: CoD4's Shipment.

YOU CANT SPAWN WITHOUT BEING SHOT, IT'S SO SMALL, AN AIRSTRIKE WILL HIT EVERY SQUARE INCH.