Worst Names For A Stripper

[Corporal Yakob]

Prudence Godfear.

 

[Aethren]

Bridget.

 

[xdom125x]

C'mon folks, let's get a little bit more creative. Remember, a traditional stripper's name is one word, something catchy and memorable, so let's go with...

Entropy.

Yeah, would you want Entropy grinding up on you?

At first I woudn't want that but eventually I would grow indifferent.

As for a name : Jocasta
Do I win?

 

[000jinx]

Buella, yes that's a real name of a lady in prison my grade school made me write letters to... no idea if she used to be a stripper.

 

[Quazimofo]

i feel like a dumbass, but i dont get it. send me a message explaining?

A stripper with the name Destiny is ironic because, as a stripper, you don't really have future. Another (possibly better) one would be Chastity.

well, that is not necessarily ironic because destiny does not mean one has yet to find their true calling, what they are destined to be. perhaps this striper's destiny was to be.. well a striper.

but i agree, the irony of chastity is almost overwhelming, would be even funnier if it was a prostitute.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Lard Lad"

"Dick Snapper"

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Boo-urns"

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Delicious Cake.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Theodore. Yep.

 

[norwegian-guy]

Berta. Because it's a real name, and there's nothing sexy about it.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

brother?... :O

 

[StellarViking]

I've heard of a stripper named Raspberry Beret. Hilarious.

 

[ExtremelyCleverName]

"Ginger Vitis", and yes she brought a tiger onstage.

 

[Blazingdragoon04]

"The Ballpit"

Oh, and let's not forget the one from the classic movie Beer League: The Pitching Machine

 

[jawakiller]

Sally Funguson.
Charlotta Dry.
George.

All girls.

 

[Dr_Horrible]

One word:

Gonorrhella

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Stubs

Wally

Corky

Hancock

Miss Conception

 

[lemby117]

Uh Charizard... ah cummon that would be a turn off

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

This. Is. The. Best. Thread. Evar!
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

OT:

Linda Licehead (Turns you right on eh?)

Lolly Laislotzovegzs

Brenda (brrrr...)

Wolly Wartson

Chancroid (Look it up!)

Ned Neverusescondoms

Granuloma Inguinale

Sally Turnman Dickson


The list! It goes on and on!

 

[Tulks]

They have names? Next you'll be telling me that they're people.

OT: Mo Mowlem.