Worst Names For A Stripper

[Someone Depressing]

Girpunscopally and the *****-a-Rellas?

I know, it has no-realtion so Strippers, well... *Increbidly Flawed Arguments such as "It's my Comment!" or "Oi! What're you doing?! Making a point?! How dare you!!"*

 

[Death God]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

Also that shes married, and might have kids.

Another good reason to avoid her.... or him which would make things twice as creepy.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Fruit Pastel.

Be interesting to see if anyone get's that. Old urban myth.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Capitana Syphillissa and her Sausage Surprise

In-the-panties Jones and the Raiders of the Post-Op

 

[FallenTraveler]

Robert Paulson.

This.^

That and Oprah. At least imo.

 

[Wondermint13]

Paul

 

[Malk_Content]

Dry Martini. Unless it is a transgender stripper, then perfect name!

 

[The Funslinger]

Seabiscut. If anyone gets that really, really obscure TV reference then cookies will be showered upon them.

Probably late to the thread here, but Seabiscuit was the name of a horse in the film of the same name.

 

[redisforever]

Stage name: Sexylady

Real name: Bill

That's the internet for you.

 

[bob-2000]

Seabiscut. If anyone gets that really, really obscure TV reference then cookies will be showered upon them.

Probably late to the thread here, but Seabiscuit was the name of a horse in the film of the same name.

Sort of. Ill just say it because nobody is getting it. Its from Parks and Recreation.
Leslie: "Ok Tom, this is Seabiscut"
Stripper: "It's Sierra"
Leslie: "Sorry, it's really loud in here."

 

[redisforever]

Paul

You mean...

 

[2733]

Hindenburg

Isa man

Ivana beagirl

nurse Enema

Daddy's little secret keeper.

Mommy

Ram amandeep

FISTO

shaggy

The Sprinkler

Dental Hygiene

Gorden Freeman

black pudding

Shrek

But Proprin (Im not kidding this is the captca at the bottom of my screen right now)

that's all I got, I'm sure some of those had been done already.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Misty Hymen. No wait, that's an Olympic swimmer.

 

[Fangface74]

Clunge

 

[emeraldrafael]

Its a beautiful sounding name on its own, but we had a girl at a gentlemen's club I occasionally cleaned that was named Chlamydia (ironically, she was clean. She was tested nightly). She's still one of the highest earning girls at the club, even though she goes to great lengths to make sure guys are clean.

Other then that, Slagathor.

 

[PatSilverFox]

Chastity

 

[soren7550]

Ok, going with the rule of creating your stripper name (first pet + your street), I'm certain that 'Fluffy 23rd Ave.' would be quite bad.

 

[xdom125x]

He-who-devours-your-entrails-and-thoroughly-enjoys-it.
For a female stripper

 

[sseh2661]

Dixie Normous

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Whatever your daughter's name is.