To those that didn't get it...AuntyEthel said:
Early this morning, people got a potato clock and left at nine.
Worst puns ever!
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Early this morning, people got a potato clock and left at nine.
That is Epic.
Best improv'd one I ever heard was in my Maths class, we were discussing how annoying it is when people jam there finger into a pot of Vaseline, as oppose to rubbing around the edge (sounds retarded when I say it now, it made sense in context)
Us: Discussing annoying Vaseline people ect..
Maths Teacher chimes in: And it's so annoying when people cut butter badly
Me: Sir we were talking about Vaseline, not butter
Teacher: Well it's all grease to me.
Had me in stitches, no one else found it that funny.
the ultimate... "Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.. . .
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. "
mwhahahahah
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.. . .
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. "
mwhahahahah
What is the preferred soft drink of the Juhuro [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews]?
Admittedly I had to look the Juhuro bit up, but that pun's been rattling around my head ever since that drink came out, I'm just glad of the opportunity to exorcise it.
There have been some pretty bad puns in films, some of Bond's puns are terrible, like "I thought Christmas only comes once a year".
I love Inspector Clouseau's' "I'm sorry I'm a little short" [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=THrOEt72rUk&feature=related] pun. Peter Seller's deadpan delivery is priceless.
Probably my favourite film pun if from U.H.F. it's so bad but so funny.
Also U.K. local radio has some bad puns, especially considering how they get them.
Mountain Jew
Admittedly I had to look the Juhuro bit up, but that pun's been rattling around my head ever since that drink came out, I'm just glad of the opportunity to exorcise it.
There have been some pretty bad puns in films, some of Bond's puns are terrible, like "I thought Christmas only comes once a year".
I love Inspector Clouseau's' "I'm sorry I'm a little short" [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=THrOEt72rUk&feature=related] pun. Peter Seller's deadpan delivery is priceless.
Probably my favourite film pun if from U.H.F. it's so bad but so funny.
Also U.K. local radio has some bad puns, especially considering how they get them.
What killed the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A yeast infection!!!!11!!1!!1ONE!!!!11
Also: What do gay horses eat?
HAAAAEEEEY
A yeast infection!!!!11!!1!!1ONE!!!!11
Also: What do gay horses eat?
HAAAAEEEEY
True Story!
On a hot summer day two friends and I were walking. Two of us carried our coats, but my other friend wore his.
"I'm hot," he said.
"Have you tried carrying your coat instead of wearing it?" I asked.
"I could get the grasp of it."
EDIT: (PurpleRain just said this now)
I had his fingers caught between my palms. I asked "Do you want them back?", he replied "Nah, they're in good hands."
On a hot summer day two friends and I were walking. Two of us carried our coats, but my other friend wore his.
"I'm hot," he said.
"Have you tried carrying your coat instead of wearing it?" I asked.
"I could get the grasp of it."
EDIT: (PurpleRain just said this now)
I had his fingers caught between my palms. I asked "Do you want them back?", he replied "Nah, they're in good hands."
Oh, now it makes sense.The_root_of_all_evil said:
No, honestly, I'm clueless. Maybe I need to visit Idaho before I understand.
Oh jeeze, that's a good one. I guess I wasn't getting it because I talk too slowly.Whobajube said:
This is not really good at all (And I'm not sure if it's a real pun or not) but I did see it on a poster a long time ago.
"Me to my girlfriend, CUM in!"
I think it was a commercial for viagra or something but I was 10 so I didn't get it at the time. I do now though.
"Me to my girlfriend, CUM in!"
I think it was a commercial for viagra or something but I was 10 so I didn't get it at the time. I do now though.
