Worst Superhero Name

[AMMO Kid]

Sharkman from the planet Zog

I take that back it's probably

Wall man. He stands in the same place his whole life and waits for the unjust.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Captain Underpants

 

[Azurith The Great]

The Slender Man.

Not cool, man...

 

[Giest4life]

Seaman, anyone?

 

[Nelak]

there was an actual comic about a guy named Dishman... who was "able to teleport dirty crockery and cutlery to their proper storage cupboards with a wave of his hands, cleaning them en route". Naturally, it wasn't intended to be taken seriously.

Or there was "Reid Fleming: Worlds Toughest Milkman", but technically not a super hero. Just a milkman with a very bad attitude.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

calender man

That's a villain in Batman, already.

OT:

Manman.

He's a man. But also...a man!

There actually was a superhero like that on an episode of The Ripping Friends [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ripping_Friends]

 

[Free Thinker]

Just watch or listen to Stephen Lynch's Superhero song and that will answer this thread.

 

[HotPocket]

The Green Brownie

That was a super hero name that I thought of for a friend while doing improv.

 

[Stealthygamer]

@0z0wen a series of 3 Rooster Teeth shorts used to promote City of Heroes/Villans Architect Edition
OT: The Noob Tube

 

[BlackAura]

Lion Man: He sleeps 20 hours a day, scarfs down food that he didn't move his fat ass to catch, and just stares at tourists the rest of the time.

Princess Happy Funbags.

 

[BlackAura]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!!always arriving 30 minutes late.

Or reading this forum when there's homework to be done...

 

[Antitonic]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all those foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food.
And taking our welfare, and best jobs to boot; like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be Immigration Dude."

Stephen Lynch is awesome.

 

[Android2137]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!!

Aww you beat me! I was going to say "something normal like Bob", but then I realized that it'd be a pretty effective name, especially if it was a stealthy superhero. And then you took the next name I came up with.

Lawyerman. At day, he wears a suit and is just a regular lawyer. But when there is a cry for help he rips off his suit only to reveal another suit and springs into action.

For some reason, this comes to mind.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all those foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food.
And taking our welfare, and best jobs to boot; like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be Immigration Dude."

Stephen Lynch is awesome.

Hell yeah...
As they burn alive I would squeal with joy! 'cause I would be drug free boy

 

[AngelBlackChaos]

Captain Blanket. So intimidating.

 

[Uber Evil]

The Slender Man.

NINJA'D! And now he will haunt my dreams.

 

[Helimocopter]

Captain broken firing pin

 

[Drexlor]

NFL Superpro, that is a terrible name. No one would ever use that name for a....... oh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Superpro

 

[shadowstriker86]

Ultra Molester sponsered by the catholic church