Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[Nexxis]

Pizza from a small chain in North Carolina called Pizza Inn. The first time I had it was when I was at school when they were having a small party or something and each of us got our own small pizza. It tasted like aluminum on cardboard. In fact, that was the first thought I had when I bit into it. That was the first and only time I've eaten that pizza.

I told my mom about it, and she didn't believe me. She thought I was exaggerating. A few years later, my mom got the chance to taste the pizza at a blood drive. Her expression was priceless. She looked like it hurt to chew. Needless to say, she didn't like it and that was her first and only time to eat that pizza.

 

[AntiChrist]

Eggplant, definitely. I don't know how anyone can stomach that.

Because these,

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4100/4908595772_1915b0ed13.jpg

are absurdly delicious.

OT: Raw tomatoes. They're like cold, clammy snot balls with a skin on, but taste worse.

Also, I have a challenge for you guys. Check your fridge. Do you have a dark, unassuming bottle in it labeled "Fish Sauce"? If not, buy some, it's fantastic for Thai cooking. If so, pour a bit into a spoon and put it in your mouth without smelling it.

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Those are some nice looking bruchettas! Great, now I'm hungry...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

We are no so off topic it's unbelievable.

Yeah we really should be talking in private messages or something, we are wrecking this fucking thread with our off-topic banter.

I see, it depends on how bad it is, but there one guy who comes to mind, and he's a great guy, but I couldnt bear to go out with him cuz he's such a girl about things.

Weirdly, the campest guy I know is also one of the straightest. Like, unwaveringly straight. I know, I've tried to waver him. The dude is so fucking stubborn!

I mean I have beard. And chest hair. And other very manly things that arise from being to product of scottish highlanders and vikings.

Then you are immediately ruled out as not my type. Nothing against you personally, I just find proper beards and particularly chest hair a massive turn-off. Hate it.

I'd love to have that kind of power on guys around me, be like "go on, just taste it once (;" and so on xDD

The closest I've come is getting straight guys to admit that I'm fuckable. Oh the simple power a melting ice-cream can give you...

 

[shrekfan246]

I snipped your mum last night, if you know what I mean.

Your first mistake was assuming that people on this website would enjoy a meme-level joke (most of the people around here like to think of themselves as "above" that type of humor).

Your second mistake was engaging in a pedantic argument, but then we've all done that once or twice on the internet.

OT: There were a lot of things I've had when I was younger that I never liked, but have since tried again and enjoyed, so I can't really think of anything off the top of my head.

Though I would never try anything featured on LoadingReadyRun's Iron Stomach Challenge segment. [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/isc/date/desc/_] EDIT: Well, maybe the Poutine and Cinnamon Challenge ones.

 

[dex-dex]

if I could I would wipe it off the face of the earth!

 

[Leadfinger]

I ate sea pineapple (hoya in Japanese). Apparently, it's a delicacy in Japan, but it looks like baby spit-up and smells like ammonia.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Gifilte fish. I hate seafood, but was offered it at a Jewish friend's Passover meal. I have no idea how I managed to keep it down.

 

[The White Hunter]

We are no so off topic it's unbelievable.

Yeah we really should be talking in private messages or something, we are wrecking this fucking thread with our off-topic banter.

I see, it depends on how bad it is, but there one guy who comes to mind, and he's a great guy, but I couldnt bear to go out with him cuz he's such a girl about things.

Weirdly, the campest guy I know is also one of the straightest. Like, unwaveringly straight. I know, I've tried to waver him. The dude is so fucking stubborn!

I mean I have beard. And chest hair. And other very manly things that arise from being to product of scottish highlanders and vikings.

Then you are immediately ruled out as not my type. Nothing against you personally, I just find proper beards and particularly chest hair a massive turn-off. Hate it.

I'd love to have that kind of power on guys around me, be like "go on, just taste it once (;" and so on xDD

The closest I've come is getting straight guys to admit that I'm fuckable. Oh the simple power a melting ice-cream can give you...

It wouldnt be the first time I've derailed a thread and ruined it with banter, at least nobody else seems to care so far so it's fine.

I know an obscenely camp guy who is apparently straight, I was amazed when I heard that. Far from my type though.

I'm fine with not being your type =p and it isn't a full beard, kind of lenin thing going on, full beards are a pain and take too much effort to maintain.

I want ice cream now. I flirt with every guy I ever meet, I have turned a guy in vengeance before too, a girl went out with me to make him jealous and dumped me for him, he was a pretty good friend of mine. Too good you could say xD

 

[VladG]

I've had some pretty disgusting stuff, such as a competition me and my friend had to see who could eat the seperate components of a cup of tea fastest. East a teabag, drink the hot water, eat the sugar cube, then drink the milk. The worst part was easily the teabag.

But worse still than that, are olives. They literally make me sick.

Olives are fucking horrific things...

I've heard so many people say this, but I love olives! Ever since I was a kid, was eating pizza with olives, love em.

Try Kalamata Olives. Had a big batch of them, organic, straight from the countryside and thought "these would be great on some pizza". Normally I don't go for a lot of olives in pizza because I don't like them much, but a few add a very nice flavour.

1 fucking Kalamata olive made me throw away an entire pizza. 1 fucking olive cut so thin you could see through, strewn across an entire pizza, and it completely overpowered every other taste. It was like eating feet soaked in olive oil with a healthy dash of crotch juice after a long, hot summer day.

And no, they weren't rotten or anything. Seems that's what they are supposed to taste like.

Still, they were nowhere near the worst thing I've ever tasted, It was just the incredibly overpowering flavour that totally ruined my pizza.

 

[VladG]

My friends and I got bored so we tried to make a meal out of random objects we drew from a hat. The Lime-Spam Casserole was born of this.

Take: 1 tin of spam - Mash until a fine paste
Add: 1 cup of raisins - Mash into spam
Pre-heat a frying pan, add 3 tbsps of Banana Custard to oil
Take: 1 pack of lime jelly - Fry on custard until melted
Add: the resulting death-broth to the spam
Cover with eight packs of cheese-string
Bake at gas-mark 6 for 30mins
Try not to gag at the resulting smell
Enjoy!


I was the first to try the lime-spam casserole, I instantly vomited when I bit into a raisin and tasted meat, and I was unable to eat anything the rest of the day. That was one teaspoon.

Sigh, I remember doing stuff like that when I was a kid.

I used to melt butter in a kettle, add some pork liver pate, onions, any/all kinds of cheese I had in the house, any sort of prosciutto, bacon, ham, etc, and copious amounts of ketchup. Cook until brown and sticky. It was delicious.

 

[Busard]

Once, someone told me to try out sea urchin sushis, as it was "an exquisite delicacy. Myself, being a prevalent sushi adorator, went on the very next day to a restaurant where they made sea urchin sushi.

It was probably one of the most foulest things my tongue ever had to taste

 

[Exocet]

Fish. I'm a fucking aquatic animal meat detector.
You can put a very slight hint of fish in a minced olives, garlic and lemon spread, and I will recognize the foul taste of fish in mere seconds.

I've tasted a lot of foul things, like cheeses that would make some food inspectors have seizures, mushrooms that tasted like year old tofu... but the worst for me remains simply the meat of aquatic creatures.
I've learned how to refrain myself from spitting out fish flavored foods and swallowing the piece I have in my mouth, especially when in company.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Gifilte fish. I hate seafood, but was offered it at a Jewish friend's Passover meal. I have no idea how I managed to keep it down.

You dare insult Gefilte fish? How? Gefilte fish is awesome!
CAPTCHA: very nice
see, even it agrees with me
On a different note, worst thing I've ever tasted is lutefisk. It's fish fermented in lye.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Put some fruit Mentos in a bowl of mushroom soup. Strangely enough, the taste wasn't even the worst part of it.

 

[Matt King]

Cock, it was the only time i've ever had it and it was awful
my mum bought a rooster (dead obviously and prepared) and made a sauce with it and i hated it


(yeah that was terrible, i'll go kill myself now)

 

[Suicidejim]

Beetroot. I threw up the only time I've ever tried to eat it.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Ooooohhohoho, have you ever tasted Valerian root?

It tastes like piss soaked old socks
I threw like 20 pills out the window yesterday because they only worked for a second and made me sick

 

[karcentric]

Seaweed.It's just so bitter.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Beer. I've tried Sam Adams, I've tried Coors, I've tried Bud. They all taste the same to me and, that taste is awful. I don't understand how people willingly drink beer at all. As for food, bananas. I've tried anchovies, which taste bad but, at least they don't have the consistency of bread-vomit.

 

[Galad]

An overdose of wasabi, that led to 10 minutes of coughing and vomiting in the toilet T_T

a normal dose of wasabi is ok.