Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to me the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

 

[tangoprime]

I once took a big drink of buttermilk because I thought it was whole milk (which I normally don't drink anyway). I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth all night, it was like spoiled milk sludge. I just physically shuddered a bit thinking about that.

Also, Tequila, not sure why, I'm cool with just about every other spirit, and I drink most neat or rocks, but tequila by itself just makes me wretch. I can drink 151 straight, I'm fine with sambuca (and love ouzo), jaeger, cognac, vodka, etc., but can't deal with Tequila, even smelling it makes me dry heave.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...

I know someone who can cheek it...apparently better than swallowing but still, and instruct your loved person to eat pineapple, im told it makes it palatable, if not exactly gourmet.

Jamaican rum is pretty nasty, stuff feels like a punch to the brain with a spiked oven mitt. Oh, unfiltered, stale, cheap tobacco (especially drum),

ah, got it, Worst taste ever is: when you drink half a bottle of Jaeger, smoke way too many cigarettes, brush your teeth before going to bed (i'm responsible) but don't clean the brush.

You then use that first thing in the morning, ...god damn it was disgusting, like a toilet brush left in silage out the back of a pub filtered through an ash tray.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to me the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to meN [Lol typo] the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

-re-reads post- Epic typo is epic. I meant to put men, not me, derp. If I could commit auto-fellatio I wouldn't be talking to you right now XD. Be reet no worries.

I'm so fucking border right now.

 

[lacktheknack]

Eggplant, definitely. I don't know how anyone can stomach that.

Because these,

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4100/4908595772_1915b0ed13.jpg

are absurdly delicious.

OT: Raw tomatoes. They're like cold, clammy snot balls with a skin on, but taste worse.

Also, I have a challenge for you guys. Check your fridge. Do you have a dark, unassuming bottle in it labeled "Fish Sauce"? If not, buy some, it's fantastic for Thai cooking. If so, pour a bit into a spoon and put it in your mouth without smelling it.

>

 

[lacktheknack]

I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD

ಠ_ಠ

I did weightlifting a couple of years ago. My partner convinced me to invest in a huge bucket of creatine powder in order to boost our peformance. The stuff worked by dissolving it in water and then consuming it. It tasted like PUKE...

I have that stuff! You really couldn't choose a worse powder for taste. Even putting one scoop into a double-size protein smoothie tainted it beyond recognition.

Totally worked, though.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to meN [Lol typo] the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

-re-reads post- Epic typo is epic. I meant to put men, not me, derp. If I could commit auto-fellatio I wouldn't be talking to you right now XD. Be reet no worries.

I'm so fucking border right now.

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

 

[The White Hunter]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

I used to be able too. Frankly I never did it much, since I'm not too fond of receiving head. I wasn't in much of a hurry to put myself through pain just to get myself some.

Besides, I never seemed to be lacking a man nearby so it was rarely, if ever, necessary.

 

[dekcahw]

2 year old gas, took a good 8 hours to stop tasting it whenever I burped.

Not paying attention while siphoning gas is a poor choice. Motor oil claims a close second place, once again my decision making letting me down.

 

[The White Hunter]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

I used to be able too. Frankly I never did it much, since I'm not too fond of receiving head. I wasn't in much of a hurry to put myself through pain just to get myself some.

Besides, I never seemed to be lacking a man nearby so it was rarely, if ever, necessary.

Cool, I was always fairly lacking in men. Wheerabouts you l;ive? Cuz around here I swear I'm the only guy who likes guys :3 absolutely nobody about for such things. Hence I have a woman and not a man these days.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

I used to be able too. Frankly I never did it much, since I'm not too fond of receiving head. I wasn't in much of a hurry to put myself through pain just to get myself some.

Besides, I never seemed to be lacking a man nearby so it was rarely, if ever, necessary.

Cool, I was always fairly lacking in men. Wheerabouts you l;ive? Cuz around here I swear I'm the only guy who likes guys :3 absolutely nobody about for such things. Hence I have a woman and not a man these days.

I live down south in the UK. Not the place you'd expect to find many gay blokes but I seemed to do okay. Plus I had a couple of friends who were bisexual so I had options there too.

 

[AngloDoom]

My friends and I got bored so we tried to make a meal out of random objects we drew from a hat. The Lime-Spam Casserole was born of this.

Take: 1 tin of spam - Mash until a fine paste
Add: 1 cup of raisins - Mash into spam
Pre-heat a frying pan, add 3 tbsps of Banana Custard to oil
Take: 1 pack of lime jelly - Fry on custard until melted
Add: the resulting death-broth to the spam
Cover with eight packs of cheese-string
Bake at gas-mark 6 for 30mins
Try not to gag at the resulting smell
Enjoy!


I was the first to try the lime-spam casserole, I instantly vomited when I bit into a raisin and tasted meat, and I was unable to eat anything the rest of the day. That was one teaspoon.

 

[The White Hunter]

I live down south in the UK. Not the place you'd expect to find many gay blokes but I seemed to do okay. Plus I had a couple of friends who were bisexual so I had options there too.

I live in Kendal, in the Lake District in the UK. Very few opportunities. I go to uni with a few guys I Know go that way but they aren't my type, I'm not into the "Oh god no here he comes" kind of guy, I want a man not a woman with a dick, if you get what I mean?

 

[zeltrax5]

Once when I was on vacation in Poland I bought these chips/pizza rolls in some shady store next to a bus station. Turned out the chips weren't filled with regular pizza stuffing but some sort of chicken broth jello. I don't understand how anybody could have thought that was a good idea...

 

[game-lover]

Flan.

There's lots of things I dislike but that's the only thing I can fully remember tasting and the horrible taste of it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I live down south in the UK. Not the place you'd expect to find many gay blokes but I seemed to do okay. Plus I had a couple of friends who were bisexual so I had options there too.

I live in Kendal, in the Lake District in the UK. Very few opportunities. I go to uni with a few guys I Know go that way but they aren't my type, I'm not into the "Oh god no here he comes" kind of guy, I want a man not a woman with a dick, if you get what I mean?

I know what you mean, and I speak as a man who at times comes very close to "Oh god here he comes" territory. But yeah, I'm so not my own type. I like me a manly man. Then again I'm a total bottom so that only makes sense.

Really, I know VERY few actual gay guys. I think right now I know 3, not including me. But a lot of guys around me tend to have bisexual tendencies. If I was a rampant egotist I might think I'm just that hot that guys around me just get curious... but I know it's purely a "luck of the draw" kind of deal.

 

[The White Hunter]

I live down south in the UK. Not the place you'd expect to find many gay blokes but I seemed to do okay. Plus I had a couple of friends who were bisexual so I had options there too.

I live in Kendal, in the Lake District in the UK. Very few opportunities. I go to uni with a few guys I Know go that way but they aren't my type, I'm not into the "Oh god no here he comes" kind of guy, I want a man not a woman with a dick, if you get what I mean?

I know what you mean, and I speak as a man who at times comes very close to "Oh god here he comes" territory. But yeah, I'm so not my own type. I like me a manly man. Then again I'm a total bottom so that only makes sense.

Really, I know VERY few actual gay guys. I think right now I know 3, not including me. But a lot of guys around me tend to have bisexual tendencies. If I was a rampant egotist I might think I'm just that hot that guys around me just get curious... but I know it's purely a "luck of the draw" kind of deal.

We are no so off topic it's unbelievable.

I see, it depends on how bad it is, but there one guy who comes to mind, and he's a great guy, but I couldnt bear to go out with him cuz he's such a girl about things. I mean I have beard. And chest hair. And other very manly things that arise from being to product of scottish highlanders and vikings.

Take pride in being a man xD

I'd love to have that kind of power on guys around me, be like "go on, just taste it once (;" and so on xDD