Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[The White Hunter]

Ah so, it all suddenly seems so clear...

My boyfriend's the laid back one out of us. I try to be and a lot of the time I am, but deep down I'm a highly-strung little bastard with a penchant for the dramatic. Which makes me quite sensitive to things a lot of the time. Which makes me afraid that this entire fight is actually my fault for being too dramatic...

It takes alot to get to me tbh but when it gets to me I really lose it. Though I am a bit of a drama queen. Such an imbalanced creature I am.

What exactly are you fighting over, if thats not too personal a question? skype/msn is an option btw, god knows i dont know 90% of my contacts anyway (I blame twitter...)

Captcha: total shambles

How did the captcha know how to describe my life?....

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Ah so, it all suddenly seems so clear...

My boyfriend's the laid back one out of us. I try to be and a lot of the time I am, but deep down I'm a highly-strung little bastard with a penchant for the dramatic. Which makes me quite sensitive to things a lot of the time. Which makes me afraid that this entire fight is actually my fault for being too dramatic...

It takes alot to get to me tbh but when it gets to me I really lose it. Though I am a bit of a drama queen. Such an imbalanced creature I am.

What exactly are you fighting over, if thats not too personal a question? skype/msn is an option btw, god knows i dont know 90% of my contacts anyway (I blame twitter...)

Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.

 

[The White Hunter]

Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.

Well, he shouldn't care about your past and should love you in spite of it and you need to tell him that. Do you look at other people alot? It's fine so long as you don't touch, everyone does it, it just depends to what degree you do it. Negotiate and compromise on it, but he shouldn't be angry over your past, if it's that big a problem he probably doesn't really care that much to begin with.

Thus is my synopsis.

Incidentally my girlfriend is now not talking to me as of 4 minutes ago, fun days this uni stuff.
My situation:

I do not want to video chat, I have lesson planning and pupil profiling to do for uni. She dislikes video chatting when I'm doing other stuff because it's "ignoring her". She can completely ignore me and it's fine. Go figure. Shame there are no men where I live worth looking at let alone dating.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.

Well, he shouldn't care about your past and should love you in spite of it and you need to tell him that. Do you look at other people alot? It's fine so long as you don't touch, everyone does it, it just depends to what degree you do it. Negotiate and compromise on it, but he shouldn't be angry over your past, if it's that big a problem he probably doesn't really care that much to begin with.

I'm not denying I do look at other guys. I'm only human after all, expecting me to not even glance is expecting far too much from me. But I'm never really aware of how much I'm doing it. I could never tell a look from a "look", so I have no clue how frequently I apparently oggle dudes.

Really, I can change on that one. I can consciously try to cut down on the oggling. But him getting pissy about the shit I did before I met him just annoys me. Especially since before he met me he had a fucking reputation as a drunken womaniser.

Incidentally my girlfriend is now not talking to me as of 4 minutes ago, fun days this uni stuff.
My situation:

I do not want to video chat, I have lesson planning and pupil profiling to do for uni. She dislikes video chatting when I'm doing other stuff because it's "ignoring her". She can completely ignore me and it's fine. Go figure. Shame there are no men where I live worth looking at let alone dating.

And this is why I date/fuck men. Much less hassle involved. Very little of the irrational craziness that seems to characterise so many women in relationships.

 

[The White Hunter]

I'm not denying I do look at other guys. I'm only human after all, expecting me to not even glance is expecting far too much from me. But I'm never really aware of how much I'm doing it. I could never tell a look from a "look", so I have no clue how frequently I apparently oggle dudes.

Really, I can change on that one. I can consciously try to cut down on the oggling. But him getting pissy about the shit I did before I met him just annoys me. Especially since before he met me he had a fucking reputation as a drunken womaniser.

And this is why I date/fuck men. Much less hassle involved. Very little of the irrational craziness that seems to characterise so many women in relationships.

My relationship is one of the biggest sources of stress in my life and I'm going into one of the most stressful professions. Sadly love is blind for me apparently, I've never had a good relationship and this is the best thus far so idk.

I'm not saying that you're saying you don't. He shouldn't expect you not to, it sounds like he thinks you've done something wrong behind his back. That or he's paranoid about such things from being a similar way to what he suspects in previous relationships, i.e. he anticipates his own past behaviours in present and future partners.

Wow, drunken womaniser eh? May sound a touch racist but is he Irish too? Interesting combination him and thee from the hour I've been discussing things with you and what little I know of you(/notracistjustcurious)

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Probably choclate coated tarantula.
Trying to swallow it was like eating socks.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

My relationship is one of the biggest sources of stress in my life and I'm going into one of the most stressful professions. Sadly love is blind for me apparently, I've never had a good relationship and this is the best thus far so idk.

I'm pretty sure any relationship is guaranteed to be stressful. Just comes with the territory, really.

I'm not saying that you're saying you don't. He shouldn't expect you not to, it sounds like he thinks you've done something wrong behind his back. That or he's paranoid about such things from being a similar way to what he suspects in previous relationships, i.e. he anticipates his own past behaviours in present and future partners.

He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.

Wow, drunken womaniser eh? May sound a touch racist but is he Irish too? Interesting combination him and thee from the hour I've been discussing things with you and what little I know of you(/notracistjustcurious)

No, not Irish. Part French, if I remember correctly... but no, not a drop of Irish in him.

Yeah, people are still confused at how a drunken womaniser like him goes from that to being in a relationship with a man, but oh well.

 

[The White Hunter]

He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.

Ask him if thats why he's acting that way, it's common to worry about things like that, if you think that may be the problem call him or w/e and ask. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding of intent that you've both taken a bit too far.

 

[Erana]

Eggshells. I bet I've tasted more unpleasant things in theory, but eggshells are a constant threat and the mere thought of them makes me heave. Like, I'm heaving a bit right now, thanks for that OP.

 

[Xerosch]

durian fruit
smells horrid like buring rotten garbage and tastes like raw onion ice cream

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE EAT THIS WILLINGLY

runners up would be vegimite and cat food (dont ask)

You tried that one, too? I learned in an ethnology class that this is the only thing in nature that tastes different for everyone. So some idiot brought one of the fruit? vegetable? along and our professor reminded us that one of the most important things in ethnological studies is curiosity and keeping an open mind. So everyone had to try one big spoon full of the flesh.

The first one thought it tasted like vanilla and for me it was like you said: It tasted like extremely oniony soup and is almost vomit inducing when you chew that stuff. The worst part was that I hadn't eaten anything else that day and had to burp regulary. With the taste always coming back again.

 

[hooksashands]

Clam juice. The smell alone is super bad. The taste is awful.

 

[Crumpster]

A super spicy soup in Thailand.. I cried tears from my eyes.
The first taste was actually quite tasty, then the burning sensation came, a burning sensation of pain I can only compare to squeezing a zit out on the shaft of your manhood, except you wouldn't expect food to make your mouth hurt like your ...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.

Ask him if thats why he's acting that way, it's common to worry about things like that, if you think that may be the problem call him or w/e and ask. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding of intent that you've both taken a bit too far.

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

 

[Random Argument Man]

There's 2 things that I've tasted and almost threw up.

The first was a made-up prank drink for a friend of mine. We basicly took every alchohol in the cabinet and mixed it together. You know the smell of sunscreen lotion? Well, we managed to recreate the taste. On a similar note, have you ever passed near a farm and the smell of manure just took over? That smell was recreated in taste when I tasted somekind of "cheese" that my uncle gave me.

 

[crazyarms33]

I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD

ಠ_ಠ

I did weightlifting a couple of years ago. My partner convinced me to invest in a huge bucket of creatine powder in order to boost our peformance. The stuff worked by dissolving it in water and then consuming it. It tasted like PUKE...

Use milk instead(if you're not lactose intolerant) it makes it way better. Also consider adding a banana if you're using a blender.

 

[The White Hunter]

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

Do that =] I hope it goes well for you. Honestly, you probably didnt, but that's just a part of it tbh, I never really do anything wrong but I'm always the one that has to patch everything back up and bear the burden of maintenance.

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

Pervy hermit salutes you also xD

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

Do that =] I hope it goes well for you. Honestly, you probably didnt, but that's just a part of it tbh, I never really do anything wrong but I'm always the one that has to patch everything back up and bear the burden of maintenance.

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

It is indeed funny how stuff goes. Truly a surreal experience, you'll have to pm me or something tell me how it goes, aye?

Edit: The song that just came on has a fair bit to do with man-gravy, funny how things come around. (The Only Time - Nine Inch Nails, if you're curoius)

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.