Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[manic_depressive13]

Expired milk tastes pretty fucking foul, as do most other rotten things. Mouldy bread is also quite gross, although not really on the same level.

Other than that, the most disgusting thing I can remember is my cough syrup from when I was younger. It was supposed to taste like cherry or something, but it tasted like chemicals and was sickeningly sweet.

 

[lRookiel]

Mozzarella burgers are nasty, I don't do melted cheese unless it's pizza.

Yuck!

 

[RobDaBank]

beef soaked in orange. Just thinking about it brings the taste to my mouth... FOUL!

Also, not quite the taste but the texture of baked beans makes me gip big time.

 

[laggyteabag]

Have you ever frozen milk? You know how the water goes to the top, and all the milk goes to the bottom? Well, when I was little (5-6-ish) I though it was a good idea to make strawberry milkshake ice lollies...

 

[JoesshittyOs]

I tried tequila a while back and ultimately decided that I would never taste that vile shit again.

 

[Kermi]

Blue cheese. It was like licking the toejam of a hobo and that odour stayed in my sinuses all day.

 

[ezaviel]

And I once poured salt on my cereal thinking it was sugar.

Oh Gods... I had forgotten about this taste until you said that.

I once made myself a coffee using salt instead of sugar, THAT is a flavour I did not need to be reminded of...

 

[Yopaz]

So we've all eaten something horrible that we really, really hated, so what's yours?

Your mum.


Seriously though, how has nobody answered with that yet? I'm disappointed in everybody in this thread.

Because it's incredibly immature...?

Your point being?

This is the off-topic portion of a gaming-oriented websites forum. I've seen threads about grown men who enjoy my little pony cartoons,

That's not immature to like a pony show, most of the bronies I know are normal people. Your mom jokes on the other hard, are not funny in the slightest.

Disagree strongly, on both counts. However the beauty of this western world of ours is that people get to think whatever they want about cartoon ponies, and find humour wherever they want.

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

I'd argue part of being a 'mature adult' is being able to avoid losing your faith in humanity because of a little bit of immature humour.

I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

I generally like cheese, and will happily sample any new kinds when I encounter them. One fine summer day, my friend and I were walking through a market square where several local farms had opened stalls, selling their fresh, homemade products such as jam, honey - and of course, cheese.

We approached a stall that was loaded with various kinds of cheese. My friend pointed to some pale yellow cubes that were stacked on a small plate marked "Free samples". I asked the vendors what it was, and they said it was a special kind of goat cheese.

I decided to try one. My friend, always sceptical towards cheese, asked:

"Well, does it taste like goat?"
"Yes, it does." I replied.
"That's good." said my friend.
"No, it isn't." said I.

As we left the stall, my friend assured himself that we were out of earshot and then asked me if I had seen the MAJORLY pissed-off looks on those people's faces when I insulted their goat cheese. I hadn't, and wanted to go back there and apologize to them, but I decided to wait until the taste of goat had left my mouth.

This took over an hour. By that time, I really didn't feel like apologizing.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I once inadvertently drank a large mouthful of the juice that comes with packets of Mozzarella under the impression that it was lemonade.

That was awful.

Aside from that, probably bile. That's pretty grim stuff.

 

[inutaisho7996]

I was lying on my back playing with a glow-stick when I accidentally broke it and spilled the chemicals inside into my mouth.

 

[necromanzer52]

Celery.

How the fuck am I the first person to say this? Just the smell of it makes me feel like throwing up.

 

[MrBenSampson]

Bacon marmalade. It was the only time I've ever seen bacon ruin something. My dad grew up poor, so he's one of those people who refuses to let food go to waste, no matter how bad it is. This almost made him puke after one bite.

http://www.pc.ca/blacklabel/pcBlackLabel_product_recipe.jsp?productId=prod1390121

 

[SckizoBoy]

"Súrsaðir hrútspungar"

Ah... the joys of Icelandic sweetmeats... ¬_¬

I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...

I'll crank up the creepy when I say: it depends on your partner's diet as the semen's content changes with it accordingly. Apparently, I tasted disgusting during my coffee addiction days, if that's anything to go by...

If I didn't have other more pointless shit to do I could so argue with that...

Sure it counts as one of your five-a-day as well, huh?! ¬_¬

Liquorice used to make me vomit as a kid, so unless my taste-buds have drastically changed over the last 10 years, I'll go with that. Also, tried a frappaccino on holiday once, only to discover that it was basically a regular coffee with ice cubes in it. Disgusting. >.<

Good lord, that... I literally cannot swallow liquorice... I mean, at all. *brrr*

Bacon marmalade.

Perhaps its creators watched a certain episode of Futurama.

OT: Jaegermeister... fucking disgusting.
Sambucca... also fucking disgusting.

Other than that, whole peppercorns and cloves of garlic. Crushed and diced garlic, I can handle, but a whole garlic will be promptly followed by a swift and destructive upchuck...

 

[TWEWYFan]

I once took a sip from a glass of milk, not having realized that it had spoiled... I hope to *never* make that mistake again.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Err, vomit. It`s rather gross. At least food is made to taste good, even if it fails. Vomit is just unrestrained disgust.

(sorry about my lack of proper apostrophes, my keyboard is fucked up)

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I've had some pretty disgusting stuff, such as a competition me and my friend had to see who could eat the seperate components of a cup of tea fastest. East a teabag, drink the hot water, eat the sugar cube, then drink the milk. The worst part was easily the teabag.

But worse still than that, are olives. They literally make me sick.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Err, vomit. It`s rather gross. At least food is made to taste good, even if it fails. Vomit is just unrestrained disgust.

(sorry about my lack of proper apostrophes, my keyboard is fucked up)

Where would the apostrophes have gone there?

 

[xplosive59]

My mates dared me to eat a vomit inducing mis of vinegar, milk, mashed up chips, jelly and pick n mix... You can guess what happened!

 

[Starik20X6]

Brussel sprouts. Also, anything that came from the ocean.