Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[Chalacachaca]

I have tasted lots of horrible things, and lots of great dishes that taste utterly horrible due to people not knowing how to cook them.

But I'll just go with popular stuff that taste horrible for me, like root beer... I really hope that the one I tasted was horrible and that not all of them are bad, because I grew up with Dexter's Lab, and I can't believe he could like something so awful.
The same goes with butter beer, but to fair, I only tasted the one from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
On the other hand, gravy doesn't have a taste for me, I think I overloaded my taste buds with my country's cousine.

 

[Mr Fixit]

It's a toss up between this really nasty salmon dish I made one time & bleach....
The salmon stuff sounded great in the recipe, but the end product prevented me from eating for about two days it, making me i'll just thinking about it. Hell the stray cats in my backyard wouldn't even eat the stuff.
The bleach burned a bit, but the taste wasn't that bad now that i think about it.

 

[omicron1]

For me, it has to be (chilled) sweet-and-sour noodles. Had to explain to my grandmother that I appreciated her getting me food, but I literally couldn't eat it. She was quite slow to understand.

 

[TheFunPolice]

Once upon a time I had my band round for the weekend. I was busy recording the bass track in the music room and I had asked somebody to make me some tea, since they were going to make some food at that point..After I finished recording, I went next door and my friends handed me the cup of tea, I proceeded to drink it while chatting with my band and while I was drinking it they kept trying to hold in their laughs kept exchanging smirks to eachother, I didn't taste anything odd with the tea so I ignored it....As I was about to take the last sip, I looked at the liquid that was about to pass into my lips, all I saw was a gooey red substance....It was ketchup....But I saw it too late to react, it had gone into my mouth, I proceeded to sprint for the nearest door and threw up..Then had a nice sit down for a while after they had apologized

They had squirted ketchup into the bottom of the mug and then poured my water into it, hoping it would mix together and ruin the entire cup, but the ketchup didn't mix at all, it just stayed at the bottom..all...gooey..And awfull...Still makes me gag when I think about it

 

[Optiluiz]

I ate a rather large spoonful of wasabi once. A friend of mine told me it was sweet. Oh god I can still feel it burning...

 

[Someone Depressing]

Scrambled egg. It made me sick, and it was really hot, too. So it left my mouth burning.

I don't like most kinds of eggs. But I like pancakes, cake, French toast, ect. I just hate them on their own.

 

[Someone Depressing]

And for some reason, when I pop a fish in my mouth, I get this awful feeling like the fish might start moving of its own accord in my mouth, like it just suddenly came back to life when I started to eat it.

About that...
They're dead. The tentacles have been cut from the body. So go to a special restaurant in Korea and have your nightmare come true! (but seriously don't. 3 people die every year because those things can get stuck in your throat)

My wish of ever going to Korea has now been brutally murdered

*Rubs eyes*

I.. *did* just see that? The worst part is, a woman in the background didn't care. She just stabbed the limb with her chopsticks, removed it and picked them up...

*Gag*

 

[CrashBang]

Probably vomit. Y'know, whilst vomiting.

 

[GonzoGamer]

When I was slummin in Europe back in the 80s I tried this canned fish wile in Germany. It tasted like salty ketchup that had been sitting in low tide.
I tried one morsel thought of the ending to Monty Python's Meaning of Life and never had canned fish again.

 

[Stu35]

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I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' were in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

*shrugs* See above.

I'm starting to see why you didn't see the original joke as funny - an inability to understand how a 'lame' joke can be funny given the correct context.

The whole point of a 'your mum' joke, is that it's been done to death by children since the dawn of time. It's immature and childish enough that, given the right question and timing, it's still funny to many, many people.

Clearly, people on this forum, in their desperate bid to be mature, have given up on that side of life (except for the occasional one who wants to watch cartoon ponies, but thats an aside).


Now that I've had to explain the worlds oldest, and simplest joke to you, I can see why you would never find it funny (along, I'm sure, with most other things in life).

 

[DanielBrown]

When I was a kid I ate some pill I found on the ground. My mom discovered it and told me to spit it out. Rebellious as I am I swallowed it instead.
Turned out it was some allergy pill from one of the kindergarden teachers. Had to drink liquid coal for a couple of days, and apparently I didn't like it very much. Don't remember the taste, but I'm sure it would be in the top of my disgusting stuff list if I did.

 

[Yopaz]

snip

I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' weren't in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?

 

[Stu35]

snip

I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' weren't in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?

*sighs*...

I find it ironic that in a conversation in which I've made a 'your mum' joke, you're still the one who needs to maybe grow up a bit and chill out.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I read that and wretched... just... urgh...

Just out of curiosity, were you retching about the taste of vagina, or about the thought of chugging a pint glass of chicken fat?

To answer the question, probably semen, really nasty taste in the back of your mouth it leaves.
Tastes like shame xD

Weird, to me semen tastes like liquid happiness... though I guess it's not exactly everyone's cup of tea, for obvious reasons.

 

[Yopaz]

snip

I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' weren't in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?

*sighs*...

I find it ironic that in a conversation in which I've made a 'your mum' joke, you're still the one who needs to maybe grow up a bit and chill out.

Oh, so you're taking that angle now. You know you don't have any real answer so you decide that the best thing you can do is pretend to be cool and mature. There's little maturity to fetch after you defend a "your mom" joke, but sure, we can leave it at this. Enjoy the rest of your day.

 

[everythingbeeps]

I once got a meatball sub at a local sub shop, and I took one bite and nearly threw up. It tasted nothing like meatball.

A coworker took a bite, and said it tasted like veal. I'd never had veal, but if that's what it tastes like, I never will either.

 

[Theminimanx]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...


Anyway, my sister got me to try Rollmops. I think I spat it out and nearly threw up x_x
Apart from that I don't think I've any disgusting food.

You mean pickled herring? I love that stuff!
OT: One time I tried eating zucchini, thinking it was cucumber. I haven't touched the stuff since.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Whiskey. It tastes like ass. Actually, I?d rather taste ass than whiskey again, because it scorched my fucking throat. My friend told me that most alcohol tastes bad, but it?ll get you good and drunk, so to that I ask?why? Why would you put yourself through that kind of suffering just so you can feel giddy for however long it is, do some unadvisable things, and then wake up in the morning feeling like you?ve been skullfucked by Jason Statham?

Coleslaw. The worst thing about it is just how goddamn chewy it is, so the remains of the sludgy vegetable mix stays in your throat for a while. I don't know how on earth some people can actually stomach that tripe. My mum sometimes puts it in her fucking burger! What a way to ruin good food.

sperm tastes yucky.

I've tasted my own sperm before, out of (morbid) curiosity. It didn't really taste of anything much, or I couldn't pin down the flavour.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Sperm tastes horrible and it's almost impossible to wash off without effort.

 

[Johnmw]

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

Your not alone, I once thought I'd found a bowl full of maple syrup.... Turned out is was duck fat...
yum.