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Kermi

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miracleofsound said:
I have said this before... all the weapons in Halo that look like pink super-soakers from Master Chief's local Toymaster.

They don't actually shoot anything, the bad guys just laugh themselves to death when they see him carrying it.
You mean the brightly covered covenant weapons like the carbine and needler? The ones you use against the covenant armada? I doubt they'd laugh at the Chief when he kills them with their own creations.
 

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boardman1000 said:
any melee weapon in an FPS. any FPS. retarded.
Spies in Team Fortress 2 might have a problem backstabbing enemies then...
Engineers wouldn't be able to upgrade buildings or remove sappers...
 

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Maybe it's just me, but the Lancer chainsaw takes the cake with me, why you may ask, is when I get in range, either I can't chainsaw him, or he melees me, yes that's right, I get smacked across the face while I am waving a roaring deathtrap in front of his eyes.
 

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In my mind the SMG in Half Life 2 is not particularly useful except for the range at which the shotgun would be more reliable, or spray which the AR2 is more accurate. So it's ony useful for the grenade tube for me.
 

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the solar gun in MGS4..also a very funny weapon. Whenever you charge Snake yells out "Sunlight"!
 

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i have to agree with earlier posts, the .32 Pistol in Fallout 3. you basically got 1 kill every 2 reloads (if manual aim) im lucky hunting rifle uses .32 rounds :)
 

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LordSnakeEyes said:
The Farsight XR20 from Perfect Dark (on the 64) for 1 reason: OVER-POWERED!!!!!
That gun was sex in pixilated form. Unless you weren't the one wielding it.
 

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Brokkr said:
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The most disappointing weapon in FO3 was the Miss Launcher. If it's a grenade launcher, make it a grenade launcher, not this missile launcher that throws like a 6 year old emaciated Ethiopian child.
I agree with this. I hated the Miss Launcher. I even wasted some Missile launchers to repair it before I fired it, and then I found out that it was shit.
Theoretically, the Miss Launcher has a higher damage potential than a regular missile launcher because the propellant for the missiles can be used in the blast, as it's launched like a catapult(Or so the strategy guide describes the Miss Launcher). Haven't found it myself.
 

MiracleOfSound

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Kermi said:
miracleofsound said:
I have said this before... all the weapons in Halo that look like pink super-soakers from Master Chief's local Toymaster.

They don't actually shoot anything, the bad guys just laugh themselves to death when they see him carrying it.
You mean the brightly covered covenant weapons like the carbine and needler? The ones you use against the covenant armada? I doubt they'd laugh at the Chief when he kills them with their own creations.
You say 'brightly coloured'... I say 'girly pink'... lol

Yeah those are the ones I mean, the ones ones that look like the Covenant robbed the design from the set of Power Rangers...
 

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The MIRV in Fallout 3. Damnit, Mini-Nukes are hard to find, I'm not wasting EIGHT of them in one hit. And when are you EVER going to need eight nukes?
 

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Harry Miste said:
The MIRV in Fallout 3. Damnit, Mini-Nukes are hard to find, I'm not wasting EIGHT of them in one hit. And when are you EVER going to need eight nukes?
When you have a kill kids mod on in little lamplight.
 

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miracleofsound said:
Harry Miste said:
The MIRV in Fallout 3. Damnit, Mini-Nukes are hard to find, I'm not wasting EIGHT of them in one hit. And when are you EVER going to need eight nukes?
When you have a kill kids mod on in little lamplight.
I wish I had one. The whole point of Little Lamplight was designed to torment players. The citizens were so freaking annoyning, yet you were helpless to incur wrath upon them. At least make them act like you're an alien, and they're somewhat intrigued, rather than act like a complete jerk to all adults (there are exceptions, of course). Mayor McCready is the most annoying one there.

But I have the PS3 version.
 

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sumanoskae said:
CDs From Dead Rising
pretty much any other weapon that isnt either a gun a katana, something out of the garden shop/sports shop or the hunting knife

everything else is pretty much useless, i mean aside from the robot heads :p
 

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Relatively obscure game!
White Glint's scatter missiles from Armored Core: For Answer were a load of ass. They fire as a single missile, then split into 8 as they approach the target.. Only to miss the target on all sides due to spreading out too far. Even their vague homing capacity doesnt help them. Basically only good for running around on the test mode blowing up buildings.
 

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Klobb has to be up there!

The Assault Rifle and Shotgun in Deus Ex were just pointless.

RYjet911 said:
The mortar launcher in Worms Armageddon (And probably all other Worms games). Incredibly hard to hit with due to its automatically firing at full power, and it's damge only comes from the five smaller bombs it ejects when it lands, and they spread out so much that it's unlikely you'll hit much with it.
Actually there was a trick with it on most versions of the 2d game. If there was no wind in a round you could jump on top of a worm, fire the mortar directly up (this got removed in later versions of the game) and jump before the thing came down. Normally did clear over 60 damage with each hit. In one the latest 2d versions they nerfed it by breaking the perfect 90 degree angle aim.
 

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And Pee Wees in Total Annihilation. Nothing was more satisfying than swarming an enemy base with 150 pee wees.

You'd get a 90-95% casualty rate before you even breached the first line of defence and you'd be lucky if you took out a couple of factories. But damn it was fun ordering the retreat. You'd always end up with a little cohort of 2 or 3 survivors with bafflingly high numbers of kills (ie 4 or 5).

Then after several of these raids you could send an elite wave of Veteran Pee Wee ... that failed just as badly.