Hey that's even better than my original idea.F-I-D-O said:You'd chop off his hand, try to kill his friends, and wait to tell him his sister is his sister?Stukov961 said:Well yeah, probably.
Then I'd bribe someone employed at the spermbank so I would know when offspring are produced with my genes.
Then I'd wait until the kid get old enough track him/her down and do my very best Vader impersonation.
you sick, sick person.
Or BEST DAD EVER winner if your child ends up being a Star Wars fan.
*Writes down Vadar things for ideas to try, readies the Stormtrooper march to automatically play