Would you still drink milk if cows were anthropomorphic?

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Tried a root beer float shortly after. First time having root beer... There's something wrong with you guys.
I usually prefer having root beer on its own, and not the float. Still pretty decent, but not my thing. Root beer is somewhat of an acquired taste, depending on what age you start drinking it. The earlier you drink it. the tastier it will be as you get older.

You're not the first non-American to call us crazy for drinking root beer. It was a medicine before becoming a common day carbonated drink. Most non-American's either don't have root beer or only used the medicinal variation.

 

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Is Orange Juice and Milk that big of a faux pas?

One of my favourite frozen treats as a child was this milk cream popsicle with an orange coat;

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If milk and orange juice together comes close to what I remember this tasting like, I'm down.
 
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So I think it may have just been here in Ireland but there was once a drink called "Smooth 'n' Juicy". It was milk and orange juice. Literally the only references to it I can find are old post on r/ireland. Apparently we have completely memory holed it as a nation but it was very real. There was a cartoon add with a cow and an orange dancing. The cow kept saying "smooth" and the orange kept saying "juicy"... Honestly independence might have been a mistake.

Edit:Jesus, turns out we have a history of this shit. Before Smooth 'n' Juicy there was another Orange Juice and milk concoction called "Frilk"; Fresh Orange Juice and Milk. The fuck is wrong with us?
Somebody already posted Cowey, which seems like it's the same thing but from Denmark, so I guess it isn't only Ireland.