Ok, I didn't think this thread showed you to be that strange before, but now? Yeah, ok, something odd going on here.
Would you still drink milk if cows were anthropomorphic?
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They served it at a place near me when I was growing up. Called it Moose Milk.
In all seriousness depending on the ratio it would by like a Coke-float where the ice cream melted probably. So I believe you that it's not that bad. But also that doesn't mean it's good.
Regarding the original question, if you could get consent it'd be a more ethical arrangement to how we currently get milk
Regarding the rest of the thread, read Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon
Regarding the rest of the thread, read Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon
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The real question should be, if cows were anthropomorphic, would they steal our women?
Signs point to yes.
Signs point to yes.
Hmmm...would the cows look human enough to resemble individual people? Cause imagine a GOP farmer with a cow that resembled a Dem politician.
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You're talking about someone having a Hillary cow... For the lulz? Your brain works oddly.
I was thinking about how they'd mistreat the poor animal.
You're talking about someone having a Hillary cow... For the lulz? Your brain works oddly.
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Hey, I haven't made this thread dark and weird for a while and that was all I was able to come up with!
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Oh, it'd be easy to get lots of extra for film and TV.
But, like, in a dark and disturbing and weird way. Yeah.
But, like, in a dark and disturbing and weird way. Yeah.
Oh, can you turn them into zombies? Cause zombie cows seem best for horror-comedy, but if they are anthropomorphic you could do proper horror or social satire with them.
A lot of people would be less interested in drinking cow milk.I have another important question I need answered. So let's imagine that a freak burst of tachyon particles occurs and causes a quantum shift on planet Earth. Suddenly all cows look like this:
They are still capable of producing milk of consistency and quantity as before. Milk is pretty much a staple ingredient in so many foods, what would society do now?
Could you, would you drink a cow girls milk? Yes or no, answer honestly.
Some people would be far MORE interested in drinking cow milk.
I will leave it there.
Hmmm...and could there be half cow half rabbit hybrids, and what problems would they face in a society built by full members of either group?If cows and rabbits were anthropomorphic would they date each other and leave us humans milkless?
Signs point to yes.
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So I think it may have just been here in Ireland but there was once a drink called "Smooth 'n' Juicy". It was milk and orange juice. Literally the only references to it I can find are old post on r/ireland. Apparently we have completely memory holed it as a nation but it was very real. There was a cartoon add with a cow and an orange dancing. The cow kept saying "smooth" and the orange kept saying "juicy"... Honestly independence might have been a mistake.
Edit:Jesus, turns out we have a history of this shit. Before Smooth 'n' Juicy there was another Orange Juice and milk concoction called "Frilk"; Fresh Orange Juice and Milk. The fuck is wrong with us?
Edit:Jesus, turns out we have a history of this shit. Before Smooth 'n' Juicy there was another Orange Juice and milk concoction called "Frilk"; Fresh Orange Juice and Milk. The fuck is wrong with us?
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Ever had an ice cream soda? Those are better than whatever da fuck they were selling there. Even Americans know not to mix orange juice and milk together.
Hell yeah I have. I actually introduced my ex to them when I mentioned them casually and she thought I was a lunatic. Tried a root beer float shortly after. First time having root beer... There's something wrong with you guys. I'd rather drink Irn Bru.
I guess as a country we have a lot of spare dairy products just sitting around. I still feel like I would have exhausted a lot of options before I landed on orange juice though.