Hell no. In fact, i'd probably throw someone else, or maybe hold them in front of me like a convenient meat shield. More likely, and this worries me, i'd probably give it a thoughtless, reflexive kick and make things worse.
I wouldn't, I don't think those other people would, so being the cynic I am, I'd jump out the window and assume that all 3 would die because neither one would summon the humanity to help the other 2.
The window. Firstly cause i'm not giving my life for a group of could-be criminals, pricks or BNP party members.
Secondly diving out a window would be awesome. Being blown into a meaty paste would not.
Thirdly i'm pretty awesome, i live an awesome life. I wanna keep doing that.
Unless I was actually in that situation there's no way for me to actually decide. As it stands I'd like to think I'd be able to dive on the grand... But I'll never know.
I'd rather just jump out the window, call in my highly trained goose to diffuse the grenade, then to the winchester for drinks. Hows that for a slice of fried gold?
Throw the grenade out the window or if i couldn't, then i'm not sure, i would maybe throw myself on the grenade and then demand a throne next to Cornell Sander and god.
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