Wow. Ocsar Mayer is dead

[Deacon Cole]

link [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/08/oscar-mayer-dead_n_227932.html]

Although he was technically the third Oscar Mayer in the company, so I don't know if he can claim to be THE Oscar Mayer. But, uh, raise your wieners in tribute to a man who fed us through out childhoods.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Someone has a Death Note.

 

[bodyklok]

Sorry dude. I just can't say that I really care all that much, I've never even heard of him before.

Now, if the cause of death had been falling into a 8ft vat of chocolate, then I might be interested.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Someone has a Death Note.

Yeah, we did this joke, though.

It's Vince, the Slap-Chop/Hooker Beater guy.

Damn, now I'm that guy who arrived to the party late. And forgot the alcohol.

 

[Tri Force95]

Someone has a Death Note.

Yeah, we did this joke, though.

It's Vince, the Slap-Chop/Hooker Beater guy.

Sounds about right. Don't forget Shamwow, it helps him clean up the blood.

 

[Gaderael]

Everybody Now!!

His tombstone has a first name: It's O S C A R
His tombstone has a second name: It's M A Y E R

 

[Tri Force95]

Damn, now I'm that guy who arrived to the party late. And forgot the alcohol.

You also managed to show up drunk, proclaiming that you "never had no alcahawl."

Congratulations!

Sounds about right. Don't forget Shamwow, it helps him clean up the blood.

Not like he needs it.
Heart attacks for everyone!

I meant for the hookers

 

[Crimsane]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

 

[lwm3398]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

wait,so you shot the locks off of billy mays' luggage storage thing? cunning bastard...

 

[Baby Tea]

Everybody Now!!

His tombstone has a first name: It's O S C A R
His tombstone has a second name: It's M A Y E R

I shouldn't laugh, but it's hilariously true.
I told my wife how he died, and sang the Oscar Mayer song really slowly and heart-felt.
It was movingly hilarious.

 

[Gaderael]

Everybody Now!!

His tombstone has a first name: It's O S C A R
His tombstone has a second name: It's M A Y E R

I shouldn't laugh, but it's hilariously true.
I told my wife how he died, and sang the Oscar Mayer song really slowly and heart-felt.
It was movingly hilarious.

All it needs is a 21 hot dog salute.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Last time i sell to you, killing good people, you evil man

Not really good people. I put it to you simply OJ is next on the list. And besides I also ment to type this into my first post:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

 

[slevin8989]

Well he was the third Oscar Myers the original Oscar Myers died like in 1950

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

This year's becoming pretty infamous isn't it?

 

[Tri Force95]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Touche, my friend. Touche.
(and no, I dont know how to do the spanish or french E's.)

 

[Soxafloppin]

who is this guy?

 

[lwm3398]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Touche, my friend. Touche.
(and no, I dont know how to do the spanish or french E's.)

*coughcough*french*coughcough*

 

[hagaya]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Can I request Keith Richards or Vince Offer?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Can I request Keith Richards or Vince Offer?

Sorry I dont do requests. I just do whatever the list Max gives me is.