Wow. Ocsar Mayer is dead

[lwm3398]

Damn, now I'm that guy who arrived to the party late. And forgot the alcohol.

You also managed to show up drunk, proclaiming that you "never had no alcahawl."

Congratulations!

Sounds about right. Don't forget Shamwow, it helps him clean up the blood.

Not like he needs it.
Heart attacks for everyone!

where's the fun in that?

let's have these deaths be fun! like...a musician impaled on a pointy-tipped guitar part with the tuners...or...an actual nerd sniping game,or...an electrician working on telephone poles fall off and get hooked on one of the things they use to climb up.

come on,max,get creative!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

who is this guy?

Blasphemy

 

[DigitalJedl]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Max must be getting lazy.

 

[lwm3398]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Max must be getting lazy.

nah,he just a few days ago pushed a dude into a chocolate vat and the guy was impaled in the fucking face by the pointy serated part of the stirrer.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Max must be getting lazy.

nah,he just a few days ago pushed a dude into a chocolate vat and the guy was impaled in the fucking face by the pointy serated part of the stirrer.

Interesting, this one I missed out on.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Hahaha... while you Americans cry over the loss over your Oscar Meyer, our Mr Kipling will rise and take over the world of comfort food. Muahaha.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Hahaha... while you Americans cry over the loss over your Oscar Meyer, our Mr Kipling will rise and take over the world of comfort food. Muahaha.

ALL HAIL MR KIPLING AND HIS EXCEEDINGLY GOOD CAKES!!!

 

[Agent Larkin]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Last time i sell to you, killing good people, you evil man

Not really good people. I put it to you simply OJ is next on the list. And besides I also ment to type this into my first post:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

what do hot dogs got to do with this(i have a feeling i just missed a joke) and ok fine, but only if you get bush next and Miley cyrus *shudder*

I only go after what the list says. Only one person knows who comes next and that is *ahem Max ahem*

 

[lwm3398]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Last time i sell to you, killing good people, you evil man

Not really good people. I put it to you simply OJ is next on the list. And besides I also ment to type this into my first post:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

what do hot dogs got to do with this(i have a feeling i just missed a joke) and ok fine, but only if you get bush next and Miley cyrus *shudder*

I only go after what the list says. Only one person knows who comes next and that is *ahem Max ahem*

whoops. i thought you said max was next...carry on then.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Last time i sell to you, killing good people, you evil man

Not really good people. I put it to you simply OJ is next on the list. And besides I also ment to type this into my first post:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

what do hot dogs got to do with this(i have a feeling i just missed a joke) and ok fine, but only if you get bush next and Miley cyrus *shudder*

I only go after what the list says. Only one person knows who comes next and that is *ahem Max ahem*

whoops. i thought you said max was next...carry on then.

Fair enough I realise the sentence is a little confusing. And besides this is what I get for selling my soul for half a snickers.

 

[Skreeee]

We need 21 guys to do a hot dog eating contest at his funeral. Are you available? XD

 

[Queen Michael]

Everybody Now!!

His tombstone has a first name: It's O S C A R
His tombstone has a second name: It's M A Y E R

This made me laugh so loudly that people in the library where I'm sitting started looking at me in a weird way.

 

[Music Mole]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

 

[lwm3398]

Thats another one of my list. (Loads rifle)

Last time i sell to you, killing good people, you evil man

Not really good people. I put it to you simply OJ is next on the list. And besides I also ment to type this into my first post:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

what do hot dogs got to do with this(i have a feeling i just missed a joke) and ok fine, but only if you get bush next and Miley cyrus *shudder*

I only go after what the list says. Only one person knows who comes next and that is *ahem Max ahem*

whoops. i thought you said max was next...carry on then.

Fair enough I realise the sentence is a little confusing. And besides this is what I get for selling my soul for half a snickers.

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

 

[lwm3398]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

 

[Agent Larkin]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

 

[XJ-0461]

Hahaha... while you Americans cry over the loss over your Oscar Meyer, our Mr Kipling will rise and take over the world of comfort food. Muahaha.

ALL HAIL MR KIPLING AND HIS EXCEEDINGLY GOOD CAKES!!!

At least his cakes will never be lies.

C'mon, someone had to.

 

[lwm3398]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

 

[Agent Larkin]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

Hey I managed to hold out for half a snickers. He was originally offering me only London. The bastard.

 

[Music Mole]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

Now I'm confused.