WTF Australia?!?!?!
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Snakes were pretty much a weekly occurrence at my place when I lived in rural WA. Trust me when I say that king browns are murderous dicks.Pegghead said:Oh look, it's this thread again.
Mate, I have never seen a snake outside of the zoo (and this coming from a guy who loves himself a bit of the great outdoors). I know it's funny to think of Australia as being held together by spider-webs and snake venom, but the fact that you seem legitimately terrified takes it to a new, ever so slightly offensive level.
I mean Christ, America has BEARS. Fucking bears:
So I'll just be out chilling down at the beach with my meat-pie and my esky full of cold drinks safe in the knowledge that the constructed fears of Americans regarding my country will surely keep the bears out.
Same here, except I offer an Erie winter as my challenge. And we have lake effect.Goofguy said:
Mate, some of our goddamn kangaroos and wombats are more dangerous than that little bastard.Hazy992 said:
Yeah, I actually had one of these in my backyard the other week. No joke. I will admit that it scared the absolute TITS off me, though. Plus it was only a baby one, which is why I didn't die of fright.
I like spiders. They eat the mosquiotoes (i don't know how to spell that) so they're okay in my book. Unless they're really huge and venomous in wich case I'd throw them out of the house but I live in fucking finland so that's not gonna happen. Honestly don't know what people hate so much about spiders.
I went to australia once. Didn't see a spider. I saw a snake.
I went to australia once. Didn't see a spider. I saw a snake.
damn it austrailia, that is some fucked up shit, i mean, what in god green earth produced that? sure as shit isnt evolution!
damn it, you guys are getting nuked, that fucking shit is satanic jizz!
when nuclear holocaust hits the fan, im going to make the government aim at you guys. hop over to New Zealand if you want to live.
damn it, you guys are getting nuked, that fucking shit is satanic jizz!
when nuclear holocaust hits the fan, im going to make the government aim at you guys. hop over to New Zealand if you want to live.
ate least you can HUG those with out getting your dick eaten! and eggs layed in your brain! and 8 god damn legs and no visible normal body parts, yet i eats a fucking SNAKE!ResonanceSD said:
thats mother fucking star ship troopers kind of WHAT THE FUCK I DONT EVEN!!!!!
never challenge nature, it will fuck your day up, on tomorrow's news a new breed of super spider that can swim,run and tunnel at 60mph is the size of a cat and can survive any temperature between -100 and 100 degrees CelsiusGoofguy said:
may i point out that bears do not normally eat or attack people unless provoked, are big and fuzzy, and when young they look like this:Sexy Devil said:Snakes were pretty much a weekly occurrence at my place when I lived in rural WA. Trust me when I say that king browns are murderous dicks.Pegghead said:Oh look, it's this thread again.
Mate, I have never seen a snake outside of the zoo (and this coming from a guy who loves himself a bit of the great outdoors). I know it's funny to think of Australia as being held together by spider-webs and snake venom, but the fact that you seem legitimately terrified takes it to a new, ever so slightly offensive level.
I mean Christ, America has BEARS. Fucking bears:
So I'll just be out chilling down at the beach with my meat-pie and my esky full of cold drinks safe in the knowledge that the constructed fears of Americans regarding my country will surely keep the bears out.
that and they dont lay icky ass bug eggs, eat their mother when born, are mammals, lack exoskeleton, eat plants as much as meat, and are the inspiration to teddy bears.
id rather have my 5 year old around a bear cub than around a god damn spider that could eat it.
the clockmaker said:
you must have mistaken a ravenous creature for a koala... those cute little furry things can't be that bad... especially if they sleep all day
I have never heard of this spider.Spartan1362 said:
*googles*
Yeah that would be enough to give me a heart attack.
we aussies also have the top 10 deadleist snakes in the world i think
plus drop bears,there like a big koalas but have big teeth and claws. they drop from trees and attack you
plus drop bears,there like a big koalas but have big teeth and claws. they drop from trees and attack you
ive had a golden orb weaver in my yard and i thought it was big. this one was abnormally large. they do not normally eat things that big.
If you go back a few pages you will see an illustration on why you do not fuck with koalas, suffice it to say, shit will be fucked, yo.thespyisdead said:the clockmaker said:
you must have mistaken a ravenous creature for a koala... those cute little furry things can't be that bad... especially if they sleep all day
Koalas could rip your face off. Have you ever seen their claws or heard that noise they make? Absolutely terrifying creatures. the fluff is a trap.thespyisdead said:the clockmaker said:
you must have mistaken a ravenous creature for a koala... those cute little furry things can't be that bad... especially if they sleep all day