Kingdom Hearts 2: Don't you know who I am? I'M with Organization XIII! Heh heh heh.
Me: ... I killed half of you guys in the crappy GBA spinoff game. I'm not impressed.
Kingdom Hearts 2: Uh. .... um... well you know that guy who said he was Ansem in the last game? He wasn't! CHRISTOPHER LEE is the REAL Ansem! That guy was just a poser, and this one's a good guy!
Me: Well, I approve of Christopher Lee. How many lines does he have?
Kingdom Hearts 2: ..... Like four.
Me: You are scum and you're cheapening the storyline of the last two games immensely in shoehorning this obviously pulled-from-your-ass-to-LOOK-more-complex bit of garbage into your plot. You know that this plot twist has NO context, right? That's like if in Saw, Jigsaw turned out not to be a fake and one of Jigsaw's victims was actually the real Jigsaw. AFTER the Jigsaw from the last--what, six movies? I don't keep track of these things--died. The Jigsaw we've been attached to as a bad guy is suddenly just nobody, with no context to take him in and little discernible motivation other than sheer psychosis, and the guy we're being told is the real Jigsaw is also basically nobody since he doesn't even have the motivations that the poser is supposed to be stealing any more. It's not deep, it's not interesting, it's definitely not mystifying, it's just confusing and pretentious.
Kingdom Hearts 2: Oh yeah!? Well the organization's gonna kidnap your girlfriend to force you to kill more Heartless!
Me: I was already doing that. Now I just have a reason to go straight to their front doorstep and kick their asses. That's illogical and stupid and makes them look even less competent than Pete.
Kingdom Hearts 2: .... Xemnas is an anagram of mansex.
Me: YOU ARE SCUM AND YOU MUST DIE.