Xbone Week #1

[lacktheknack]

All the people searching for Tubgirl in this thread... it's like you've all learned NOTHING...

Also, at least there's E3. There's still a chance for this to happen.

 

[kailus13]

How have the people in this thread been on the internet for so long without ever hearing of tubgirl? I saw it before I heard of 2 girls 1 cup.

They were probably concerned about the Microsoft emplyees right behind them. You can see them in the video, they are the only ones that clap.

He shoulda had them look up "Bullet wound"
Now that woulda been a treat

*googles bullet wound* Huh, some interesting pictures there. And one of Natahan Drake.

Or if he wanted to show some picturesthat are more horrific, yet still easier to explain if someone sees them, "harlequin babies".

 

[Imp_Emissary]

x( Well, now I know what THAT is. Thanks Grey.

Ya think, maybe people just didn't want to search for that?

Also, nice last sting there in the post.

 

[Formica Archonis]

I can't believe so many of you have never seen Tubgirl before. I thought it was only second to Goatse as a shock site cornerstone.

Ah, the internet is like a razorblade to thine virgin eyes. Enjoy the journey.

 

[The Lugz]

Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

are you insane?
it would be the end of mankind.

you know, there are people that actually believe this. for real. sad isn't it.

although, if you type pi to one million places into google that actually will generate an error because it can't evaluate it or some such and yeah, really i copy pasted it from a website.

 

[Mr F.]

Guys, have you not learnt?

If you don't know what something is on the internet, Urban Dictionary it. It is less scarring then the alternatives.

Also, I was wondering about that. Adds another element to game testing if shit in game could confuse your voice thing. I guess it could help with assholes online.

"You fucking F***gt, turn off your Xbox and go..." *Xbone shuts itself down*

 

[mysecondlife]

So I urbandictiony'd tubgirl

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Skeleon]

I looked it up. Thanks a lot.

 

[zidine100]

im going to watch the next convention appearance with bated breath.

 

[XMark]

I am surprised at how many people haven't been exposed to Tubgirl yet.

These people may not want to search for goatse either

(evil laugh)

 

[Meatspinner]

Wow, people are really late to the lemonparty.

At least you goatse it. It builds character and turns you into a Eel Girl

 

[Moosejaw]

Question: If someone yells, "Xbox, search for 'Tubgirl'" can I then yell, "XBOX, BELAY THAT ORDER!" If so, HELL YEAH.

 

[Smiley Face]

Question: If someone yells, "Xbox, search for 'Tubgirl'" can I then yell, "XBOX, BELAY THAT ORDER!" If so, HELL YEAH.

I swear, that alone would be a serious point in favour of the Xbox. This needs to happen. To you sir, I say bravo. To everyone else who can't control their google-search impulses, for shame, for shame.

 

[Longstreet]

I do not know what 'tubgirl' is.

I do not want to know what 'tubgirl' is.

I'll keep my mental sanity thank you very much.

The one positive thing about the Xbone release though, It will give a lot of content options. People love to *****, justifiably so in this case.

A question to everyone who searched though; this is the internet. What did you expect, and why did you fall for it? ITS THE INTERNET!

 

[lancar]

*read comic*

*immediately googled "tubgirl"*

"... oh, didn't know that pic had a name...

...orange juice, huh..."

 

[warmachine]

I think the authors are being unfairly inaccurate, even though comedy is supposed to throw accuracy under the bus. The Internet is full of jerks because they know they'll meet few of the offended in real life. The worst consequence they'll suffer is being banned from a forum. Whereas only friends and relatives get to enter a living room. Friends and relatives who are still jerks exist but a company can be forgiven for ignoring that proportion.


Until office PCs are voice activated and someone shouts that and runs off. Or "Delete current file, confirm!"

 

[kailus13]

Wow, people are really late to the lemonparty.

At least you goatse it. It builds character and turns you into a Eel Girl

"Eel girl" huh? *googles* Oh, that was dissaponting. Maybe I've just become desensitised by all these things. At any rate, I thought I'd say hai2u.

 

[Akexi]

Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Hayup! Agreed. What is Erin talking about in the last panel?

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

I could have gone my entire life without that image thank you very much good sir!

Now does anyone a good kind of high strength brain bleach?

Search "goosh goosh", it may help or scar you more. A 50/50 chance, I swear.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

What the hell? It's as if none of you have ever been to ED's Offended page.