Xbone Week #1

[FancyNick]

Look! Look what you've done! I had to look that up and now I can't get it out of my head! There isn't enough mind bleach in the world to fix this.

Good comic though. Bravo gentlemen.

 

[Best of the 3]

Sure seems like a lot of people didn't know what tub girl was. THis worries me.

Either way, if my friend gets an Xbone, I'll be sure to try that out.

 

[Kajin]

Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

Same

People, do NOT search TubGirl. It's awful.

 

[New Frontiersman]

Spoiler

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

Thank you for putting up a description of it for those of us who were curious what it was but knew better than to look it up.

Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

Same

People, do NOT search TubGirl. It's awful.

Why? Good god, why would you look it up? You should have known it was a trap! Hell, the number of people who complained about it before you should have been a warning! If you were so damn curious why didn't you just ask? Hazabaza1 posted a description just so you wouldn't have to look it up!

I am so glad this one dropped on my birthday.

Happy Birthday. I hope you enjoy it.

 

[Caiphus]

Adding myself to the collection of people in this thread who Google searched "tubgirl" for the first and last time today.

 

[Toadfish1]

Oh you poor naive man.

You really thought that what we were seeing happen on the screen had anything to do with what the presenter was saying?

If this wasn't all being controlled by a guy in the sound booth, with a controller, I'll eat my TV.

 

[harbinger942]

DO NOT SEARCH classify it under "I Have Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going" or in this case "i need to suck on a bullet to forget this incomprehensible sick thing i just found"

 

[harbinger942]

DO NOT SEARCH classify it under "I Have Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going" or in this case "i need to suck on a bullet to forget this incomprehensible sick thing i just found"

 

[VortexCortex]

I do not recommend sucking on bullets. The taste may blow your mind.

 

[Darth_Payn]

"After the Xbox One announcement, can you blame them?"

How about how pretty much every journalist was on Bioware's side during the whole ME3 Ending fiasco?

Wait, how did they not make it sound like BioWare crapped the bed then? And I thought Jim Sterling and MovieBob, who I thought are game journalists, recently called out Microsoft for the bone-headed decisions involved in creating the stupid thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

"After the Xbox One announcement, can you blame them?"

How about how pretty much every journalist was on Bioware's side during the whole ME3 Ending fiasco?

Wait, how did they not make it sound like BioWare crapped the bed then? And I thought Jim Sterling and MovieBob, who I thought are game journalists, recently called out Microsoft for the bone-headed decisions involved in creating the stupid thing.

Because a lot of journalists, including some on the Escapist, during that whole fiasco, kept arguing that Bioware shouldn't have to change the ending because doing so would violate Bioware's "artistic integrity".

Only Jim Sterling argued otherwise on this site as far as I'm aware.

And a lot of the jounralists on this site, at least gave me the impression, that they had a fairly condescending attitude towards those who didn't like the ending. Basically one would start off with 'they're just whiny bitching entitled trolls' and another, trying to appear "reasonable" would say 'no, they just want closure...'

Umm... no. I also wanted the endings to actually make sense. But apparently that was an unreasonable expectation for me to have from Bioware.

 

[mysecondlife]

So I urbandictiony'd tubgirl

What. The. Fuck.

After reading through thread...*

Wow. You people actually googled it?! Noob.

Glad I got off easy. This is why urban dictionary exists!

 

[Muphin_Mann]

Tubgirl not so bad. Gross, but not like snuff footage or anything. Also: MOST journalists are not trolls, thats why none of them tried that.

 

[NoeL]

You guys should check out Irish beer bong, or 1 guy 1 jar *shudder*. They're totally safe and fun...

I promise...

 

[The Wooster]

herp derp

 

[Kryten1029a]

Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Dammit Grey! Now nobody is going to get your jokes

I'm honestly more concerned that there are people on the internet only now finding out about tubgirl.

I think that I could have happily lived the rest of my life without seeing that!

 

[A-D.]

I actually feel old for NOT having to google it to know exactly what it is. Its like being asked to google lemonparty, blueclam, goatse or 2girls1cup...i already know all of those!

Whats sad about that is..neither of them actually scarred me, or scarred me in such a way that nothing else does.

But yes, someone actually should've done that during the reveal, or something close to it. Fuck at least go "Xbox! Search rickroll" or something.

 

[Lilith]

Completely nonplussed at the number of people who regularly post on an internet forum and haven't heard of tubgirl...

I think the whole reason noone yelled anything is that everyone was just so bored and numb that they were trying to stop their souls from being destroyed by it.

 

[LazyAza]

General advice for all "things you shouldn't google" don't fucking google them lol. Everyone thinks "ah how bad could it be" or "pfft I can handle that" or "oh now I'm curious". And then you google it.

And the first thought is "oh god I've scarred my self for life why did I do this". SERIOUSLY JUST DON'T DO IT, BE HAPPY WITH YOUR BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.

 

[Ickorus]

"You can search the internet while watching a movie while watching television"


Why do I get the feeling this guy should've made an appearance somewhere . . .

snip

Yo Dawg, I heard you like watching TV so I created a console you connect to your TV that allows you to watch TV on your TV.

I take no credit for this, some random internet person did it first.