Xbox 360 Players Rated "Best In The Bedroom"

[Shoggoth2588]

Something about this poll seems really icky to me...for one thing, the key demographic of Nintendo's consoles for example aren't old enough to know what sex is yet are either too young to care about sex or, hip, young old people who bought a Wii for Wii Fit & Wii Sports.

The funny thing is, I own over a dozen consoles and yet managed to turn out asexual. Maybe that Virtual Boy did more damage to my libido than to my eyes...

 

[Shocksplicer]

I own a Wii, a PS3, an Xbox, and a gaming PC.

Does that make me some kind of sex god?

I have a 360, PS3, DS and PS Vita.

Come! Let us rule the world together!

 

[putowtin]

Nope, nope nope nope nope!

It's polls like this that give real polls a bad name!

 

[Aramis Night]

This wasnt a fair survey. What about those of us whose bedroom partners cant think or answer questions?

 

[loc978]

I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. If this is my competition, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised when I'm the one who gets drunk-dialed all the damn time.

PC gamer I may be, but my hardware is damn near as old as the Xbox 360 (and it still works, imagine that! How many 360s can claim that sort of staying power? Also, got better specs and more finesse), and I'm still satisfied enough with it that I don't feel the need to build a new one. We're just talking about hardware here, right?

...I always was one to buck statistical trends. Statistically, I should be dead a few times over, so I guess statistics only record the fates of the weak. So... I am the three percent?

Then again, I can't think of a woman I've been with recently who would be able to accurately answer the question posed. There was one two years ago who might have been able to come up with "I dunno, but he's on his computer a lot".

 

[Wraith]

I own a Wii, a PS3, an Xbox, and a gaming PC.

Does that make me some kind of sex god?

You must be, because that made me hot just reading that, you sexy beast.

 

[Able Seacat]

News just in; while xbox owners have been rated 'best in bed' they have also been found to have the highest failure rate, over heating during sex with eyes flashing red rings.

 

[Nutty Goodness]

There's been a few headlines/stories where I thought it was complete garbage just to get dat view count, but this one I'm certain

That's coming from a 360 gamer

 

[Nutty Goodness]

There's been a few headlines/stories where I thought it was complete garbage just to get dat view count, but this one I'm certain

That's coming from a 360 gamer

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I own a Wii, a PS3, an Xbox, and a gaming PC.

Does that make me some kind of sex god?

I have a 360, PS3, DS and PS Vita.

Come! Let us rule the world together!

We shall teach the small penised populace the error of their ways.

I own a Wii, a PS3, an Xbox, and a gaming PC.

Does that make me some kind of sex god?

You must be, because that made me hot just reading that, you sexy beast.

 

[The White Hunter]

HA! I knew owning a 360 would pay off! Take your super high PC specs and suck it!

And when did you last get to play off-screen? Take your overheating adbox and blow it!

OT: I think the link might be correlation rather than causality. Just a hunch here. Also, isn't the 360 the more common platform in the UK by a considerable margin? I mean like I know maybe 2 people in my town that have a PS3 not including me? And then like 4 PC gamers? Then everyone else has an xbox as a dedicated call of duty machine.

Study is flawed and who really cares anyway? > >

Seriously.

It's stupid.

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

Nonsense! As a psychotic Devil May Cry player (3, 4, yes and the new one), who shan't touch those controller's when I can mash my fingers into oblivion on a keyboard, I view it as "finger-stamina training".

Your partner will feel amazing things when you hit that SSSexy! level in the style meter

Remember kids, always switch up your combo's initially to see what works, always complete them! No animation cancelling, chain them together seamlessly, don't fumble around and don't skimp on the finishing move!...

[small]Yeah, I'm going to stop there.[/small]

[small]Then again, this applies to anybody that plays DMC, *sigh*[/small]

 

[The White Hunter]

I own a Wii, a PS3, an Xbox, and a gaming PC.

Does that make me some kind of sex god?

There must be some kind of sex pantheon here on The Escapist because I've got a Wii, PS3, Wii U, 360 (it's dead but it's still a 360) and a gaming PC. [sub]and a few retro thingies too[/sub]

 

[Not Matt]

this is what recherche do now? what happened to the stuff that actually matter
*takes pc and ps3 and storms out*


i think you might have gotten it wrong. just because some kid on xboxlive says he sleeps with a women (usually related to you) every night doesn't mean it is true. i think you just wanted to create a little flame war. honestly though. i don't think your choice of electronics has anything to do with your sexlife anymore than what your choice of condoms have anything to do with your gaming skills.

 

[1337mokro]

It's about quality of sex. So in short.... completely pointless.

This is not about more or less sex. This is just about being better at grinding or not. Whilst you think PC-gamers would be better at the grinding I think they learned pretty early on that it's not about the quality but the quantity of the grind

Though the more important question is. Does the sexual prowess increase with the number of red ringed 360 that you owned?

 

[Durrsly]

CoD Fanboys can lie, you know.

 

[BoogieManFL]

That might have something to do with mostly younger people playing on consoles, while PCs are used by people from young to very old.

EDIT: I find my current post count combined with my avatar to be quite amusing at the moment...

 

[Scrythe]

Spoiler: I thought this was going to go in a completely different direction.

Xbox 360 Players Rated "Best In The Bedroom"

A recent study has found correlations between your gaming and all the fantastic sex you might be having.

...WITH THAT NOOBS MOTHER!

 

[Doclector]

Maybe 360 owners just have partners who aren't as picky and think any sex is good sex?

Well, I certainly would.

If I could get "any sex".

No, seriously, I'm twenty goddamn two, through my rampant virginity I have truly lost the right to choose.

As for the article...why did we need to know?