SMELL THAT FOLKS?!
The Smell of Eau de Sequelitus. With a wide range of bland colognes and perfumes.
Let's go through the list shall we?
Banjo Kazooie- For when you want the smell of a franchise that's been on life support longer than Terri Shiavo
Dead Rising 3- Ah, the smell of rotting Zombies, brittle weapons and sweat due to extremely short time limits. With the musk of rage because it should smell a lot more fun than it lets you have.
Halo 5/Spartan Assault- The smell of lots of milk. What's this? Ah, I smell a hint of Halo 4's milk which was homogenized with the milk of Call of Duty's multiplayer, but one can't be so sure.
Fable 4- The odour of disappointment. It has sort of a smell like candy at first then the aroma turns into the back of a strange man's van. Its not what you were told.
Forza 5- The smell of the raceway, along with the burning tires on the pavement. Oh wait, that's the burning of money due to buying extra paint for the cars. Still smells more enticing than Gran Turismo 5 I suppose.
Quantum Break- Smells interesting as has most things from Remedy, but will likely be put on sale on the same day as the Smell of Halo's milk so expect low sales of the scent.
Disclaimer: All scents will include a hint of sweat in a living room due to Kinect hormones injected into the products.
Seriously, this is shaping up to be Sony's E3 here.
The Smell of Eau de Sequelitus. With a wide range of bland colognes and perfumes.
Let's go through the list shall we?
Banjo Kazooie- For when you want the smell of a franchise that's been on life support longer than Terri Shiavo
Dead Rising 3- Ah, the smell of rotting Zombies, brittle weapons and sweat due to extremely short time limits. With the musk of rage because it should smell a lot more fun than it lets you have.
Halo 5/Spartan Assault- The smell of lots of milk. What's this? Ah, I smell a hint of Halo 4's milk which was homogenized with the milk of Call of Duty's multiplayer, but one can't be so sure.
Fable 4- The odour of disappointment. It has sort of a smell like candy at first then the aroma turns into the back of a strange man's van. Its not what you were told.
Forza 5- The smell of the raceway, along with the burning tires on the pavement. Oh wait, that's the burning of money due to buying extra paint for the cars. Still smells more enticing than Gran Turismo 5 I suppose.
Quantum Break- Smells interesting as has most things from Remedy, but will likely be put on sale on the same day as the Smell of Halo's milk so expect low sales of the scent.
Disclaimer: All scents will include a hint of sweat in a living room due to Kinect hormones injected into the products.
Seriously, this is shaping up to be Sony's E3 here.
