It's actually a bet between Microsoft and Zynga. Zynga said even Mattrick couldn't screw their company up more, and MS said "you're on!"Daystar Clarion said:Wat
Did he decide that he really enjoys fucking up and joined the most fuckingest up game company in the industry?
I'm sorry, but first you have to kill that witch over there and steal her shoes.EstrogenicMuscle said:That's it. I'm not even in the real world anymore. Somehow I've jumped into another universe based upon comedy movies.
Somebody send me back to my old universe where things still have some semblance of sanity!
Yet companies continue to beg for bail-out money from the government.mbarker said:I want to be a CEO. Apparently you don`t need a reputation or a working knowledge of your market, or anything to make a seven digit sallary and decisions that determine the future of a company.
Oh my ^This^Abomination said:Yet companies continue to beg for bail-out money from the government.mbarker said:I want to be a CEO. Apparently you don`t need a reputation or a working knowledge of your market, or anything to make a seven digit sallary and decisions that determine the future of a company.
Then they wonder why they got into the position in the first place.
It sort of seems like some form of new noble class has formed - the CEO. You can only become a CEO if another CEO decides to adopt you as a CEO of one of their umbrella companies. When you are a CEO you can only be a CEO and only CEOs can become CEOs.
I've been laughing this whole time.NiPah said:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
Next thing you know they'll hire Adam Orth for PR.
Unfortunately your guess is as good as mine on that front.canadamus_prime said:Well yes, but why would Don Mattick want to take the helm of Zynga? Wouldn't that be like wanting to take the helm of the Hindenburg? ...after it crashed?gigastar said:Close, it would be like sending the Human Torch to take the helm of the Hindenburg.canadamus_prime said:Isn't that like taking the helm of the Hindenburg?