Well yes, but why would Don Mattick want to take the helm of Zynga? Wouldn't that be like wanting to take the helm of the Hindenburg? ...after it crashed?gigastar said:Close, it would be like sending the Human Torch to take the helm of the Hindenburg.canadamus_prime said:Isn't that like taking the helm of the Hindenburg?
hah! well if the flames are out then get in while the gettin's good.. there might be some gold fillings he can scavenge from the dead.canadamus_prime said:Wouldn't that be like wanting to take the helm of the Hindenburg? ...after it crashed?
No no no, I doubt that would be the case. It's much more likely EA has their eye Orth. Since EA has quite the "Deal with it" mentality.NiPah said:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
Next thing you know they'll hire Adam Orth for PR.
It is quite common for people to want to seek out like-minded individuals who share their views and ideals in common. Zynga wants money and does so by fucking over other people. Don Mattrick wants money and does so by fucking over other companies.Daystar Clarion said:Wat
Did he decide that he really enjoys fucking up and joined the most fuckingest up game company in the industry?
Are we sure he isn't going to be head of EA's customer service department?TWEWYFan said:Are Zynga and EA freaking insane!? I wouldn't so much as leave this guy in charge in my lemonade stand. He'd probably take out the lemons and reserve the right to knock the cup out of your hands after you bought it.
RJ 17 said:"Rumor: World's Most Incompetent Gaming Company President To Become New CEO of World's Most Incompetent Gaming Company, Turns Down Offer From World's Second Most Incompetent Gaming Company."
No gif or image can even begin to express how violently I laughed at the last line of this post.Angelous Wang said:Yes, because why would EA possibly want to hire a guy to be in charge that is willing to sell people spy camera's as product to spy on them in their own home?chiefohara said:Im shocked that EA were considering head hunting him.
Why would a game publisher that tries to force always online into everything for DRM purposes possibly want to hire a guy that tried to force an entire console generation into always online?
Why would a game publisher that tries to stop used game resale's with a code system (which for the time being at least has been stopped) possibly want to hire a guy that tried to completely remove used games from a an entire console generation?
Why would a game publisher that forces mini add's on the menu pages of their games possibly want to hire a guy that during his reign turned the original Xbox Live from a 2 banner add dashboard to advertisers wet dream?
He must look like fucking Jesus to EA.
He is EA's corporate polices given flesh.
I personally love his comment about working on a nuclear submarine and how he showed zero consideration for any the poor sailor who sent that to him. "Too bad troops, guess you don't get to play our new games."chiefohara said:Im shocked that EA were considering head hunting him.
His many faux pas with the Xbox one gave me the impression that he wasn't a gamer. Just a head honcho showing off the work of people under him.
His backwards compatible remarks and his infamous 'we have an offline console, its called the xbox 360' quips told me that he didn't really know about the market he was dealing with.
Why would EA want someone who seems really out of touch as head honcho.
Zynga .... its a different beast to EA, but still.... The man isn't a gamer.
Seriously Andy, stop making this stuff up. April Fools was 3 months ago! Then again, comedy of this brilliance is the kind that only reality can bring us.Andy Chalk said:UPDATE: Zynga has now officially confirmed that Don Mattrick is joining the company as its new chief executive.
The rumor that came to light earlier today regarding Don Mattrick's departure from Microsoft for the green fields of Zynga have now been made official. In a message posted on the Zynga company blog [http://blog.zynga.com/2013/07/01/big-day/], founder and soon-to-be-former CEO Mark Pincus announced that Mattrick will in fact take over as CEO, while Pincus will stay on as Chairman and Chief Product Officer.
"Over the last few months I've spent a lot of time thinking about all that we have achieved together as a company. We have pioneered social gaming and helped make Play a core part of millions of people's lives. But Zynga has so much more potential ahead, the opportunity to be an Internet Treasure and deliver on our mission of connecting the world through games," Pincus wrote.
"As I reflect on the past six years, I realize that I've had the greatest impact working as an entrepreneur with product teams, developing games that could entertain and connect millions," he continued. "I've always said to Bing and our Board that if I could find someone who could do a better job as our CEO I'd do all I could to recruit and bring that person in. I'm confident that Don is that leader."
Mattrick will officially take the reins of Zynga next week.
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