"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

[AgDr_ODST]

haven't been to a concert yet but being that Im an average looking guy I doubt I'll have to deal with what you were forced to put up with

 

[Shanannara]

I'm really curvy, so I often get guys grabbing or stroking my waist and hips. Its more funny than uncomfortable because I'm not sure what they're expecting to find.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Heh.. last bloke to try and grope one of my female friends at a gig got 2 broken fingers, a severely swollen eye and a broken shin. No one treats my friends like that and gets away with it.

 

[Skoldpadda]

Not at a concert but, when I was a pimply 18-year old, I had a summer job serving drinks and dessert on an antique sailbarge. There was this one fat balding businessman who kept squeezing my ass while I was cutting the cake.

I was revolted, yet slightly flattered. It worked wonders on my self image, which was in dire shape back then.

Nowadays, I have hot chicks probing my butt constantly at concerts. So you see, this story has a happy ending after all.

*rides into the sunset*

 

[Disaster Button]

I got molested at 'Pendulum' and punched in the face at 'Less Than Jake'. Though the most recent gig I went to was a very polite affair, someone accidentally knocked me out in a circle pit by headbutting me and about 10 people picked me up, made sure I was okay and offered to buy me a drink. So it's a mixed affair really. You get some pricks and you get some really nice guys.

Well there was one good thing about the people at this concert. There was a lesbian couple right next to me, they were about 40-50 and were basically the mothers of everyone there. They kept talking to me and they were really fun. They even gave me some of their wine and spread out their Aero chocolate bubble ball things to the people around us. They were awesome.

 

[Cabisco]

I find it take abit to get me going, thats the problem with some of these people, they are trying to get a response. They'll keep being annoying and really I see no reason why. what do they expect you to do, cry at them or something.

After a while, I'll just give anyone who's annoying me a verbal take down, shouting at them boring, I like to make them feel shit about themselves. It's quite an art really, but I rarely do it as people will rarely keep annoying me to that extent, i'll say could you please stop etc first.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Um. No.

I live a relatively quiet life one could say.

 

[Jibblejab]

A while ago I went to a Slipknot concert and, well need i go on?

 

[Disaster Button]

haven't been to a concert yet but being that Im an average looking guy I doubt I'll have to deal with what you were forced to put up with

Why not? I have a droopy cancer face and this happened to me. You could be the next victim!

 

[link141]

I was once hit in the back of the head,and nearly crushed by a huge fat guy.

Was he trying to do a flying moses (definition: fat man tries to crowd surf and when he jumps the crowd parts like the red sea)?

No but now I want to see that happen.

 

[jultub]

You guys are getting me scared of going to my first concert in September. I'm gonna have to prepare myself now...

I fell, half onto the stage in a mosh pit. Then the mosh pit stopped and the headbanging commenced once again and I seriously couldn't get up. I still had my feet on the ground, but from waist up I laid on the stage (low stage lol ). Someone grabbed my shoulder, pulled me back up, and gave me a pat on the back. I never saw who did it, but it still makes me smile. This is seriously my worst experience. Because I actually fell, other than that everything's been going flawlessly. Well, I've seen people with dreads, and razorblades in the dreads, headbanging, that's the kind of people you don't wanna stand behind

TL;DR
You'll be fine.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I'm one of the heavily built, heavily tattooed and heavily drunk skinheads that tend to be running around shirtless in the largest moshpits they can find. I can't generally get away with this behaviour much outside of gigs, so I take full advantage of it when I can.

 

[Auron225]

K the girls behind you were just... strange - its best to just humour them and not let them feel like they're different
But the other guy is crossing the line! If I was you I wudda made my hand a fist and punched him in the nuts!

 

[fullbleed]

I beat up some crowd surfers at a concert once, I had about 3 dropped on me and my glasses nearly got smashed so I started punching anyone that went over me. Also I hate it when you're at the barrier and people behind all shove you against it crushing you, something that can actually be dangerous.

Plus its never nice when there's so many sweaty people the air starts to taste like bacon.

 

[DazZ.]

I'm usually in the pit.
Almost all the pits I've been in though have been quite good at getting people on their feet once they fall, and if one guy comes in waving elbows everyone knows just to knock him down and all gang up on him till he fucks off.

 

[Danik93]

My ass is pretty much public property...

 

[Castratikron]

Step 1. get felt up at concert
Step 2. start a spontaneous mosh pit in your area crushing all offenders
Step 3. ???
Step 4. PROFIT!!!!