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polarizebeta

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I got drunk and flipped a car at the one and only concert. Don't remember much about the day or the previous one. Doc said that I prolly never will
 

AgDr_ODST

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Disaster Button said:
AgDr_ODST said:
haven't been to a concert yet but being that Im an average looking guy I doubt I'll have to deal with what you were forced to put up with
Why not? I have a droopy cancer face and this happened to me. You could be the next victim!
ahh but thats the thing I may not complain when and if it happens to me. aslong as its not a dude that is.
 

s0denone

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I'll be honest here, and probably the only one ever to admit this in the thread, regardless of how many pages it will span. I may be blowing it out my ass, however... Regardless, no-one has admitted to it yet.

I've groped girls at a few concerts. I haven't been to many, admitted, but I've been to a festival. Roskilde Festival. That place is fuck-all. Literally. Fuck all.

Back to the groping part, since that festival thing was kind of a tangent...

I get drunk, sometimes a little too drunk, after about 20 drinks or so, and then start feeling up women around me while making lewd comments and gestures.
I will back off if the reaction is sufficiently dramatic or overwhelming.

I'm 6' and about 200 pounds. Burly, not fat. I've been groped by women as well.

I think it's all in good fun, and it definitely goes both ways. Drunk women grope men, and the other way around. No-one is raping anyone, and everyone is (hopefully) having a good time.

A man pulled my hair once, in a very purposefully annoying way. I knocked one of his teeth out. Fucking bastard.

A little double standard? Maybe...

[sub]Attractive women may grope me all night. I will get annoyed if the women are ugly[/sub]
 

EightGaugeHippo

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In a mosh pit a bunch of us fell over and some guys crotch was right near my face. That was very uncomfortable.
 

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Julianking93 said:
I go to concerts all the time and not had anything like that happen to me before other than one time when I saw Radiohead and this girl next to me kept rubbing up against me and grabbing my hands while placing them around her waist.

I reeeeaaaaaallllllyyyy enjoyed that concert.
Disaster Button said:
Why not? I have a droopy cancer face and this happened to me. You could be the next victim!
oh my, why the bad visuals, whyyyyy !

that is because you are male, and if i remember right, possibly gay for your best friend

girls take the pain at concerts, when i go with mixed groups, the males try to keep the females safe, which sounds really sexist but hey, if it keeps everyone without traumas.

i think i get what happened to you though, it was probably some weird kind of shock effect, a "wtf just happened to me" kind of thing. plus it keeps churning in your head that you deal with this you might miss the show. which right now might seem stupid :p

pro-tip: don't crowdsurf :/

edit: this argument makes less sence since you are male obviously, juliankings response is what should have happened preferably haha

edit: quote fuckup
 

oreopizza47

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when people touch my hair, i go nuts. it's really annoying. but a lot of people really like to grab my boobs... which is odd because i'm a guy. and i'm in shape, so it's not like i have man-tits.
 

SilverUchiha

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Never been to a concert, but with all the stories I hear (including this one) it almost seems like it isn't really worth it when I can just listen to the music on my CD's or Mp3 without annoying crowds, potentially bad live performances, or just bad surroundings in general.
 

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AgDr_ODST said:
Disaster Button said:
AgDr_ODST said:
haven't been to a concert yet but being that Im an average looking guy I doubt I'll have to deal with what you were forced to put up with
Why not? I have a droopy cancer face and this happened to me. You could be the next victim!
ahh but thats the thing I may not complain when and if it happens to me. aslong as its not a dude that is.
I think I was more flattered from what happened with the guy than the drunk girls trying to be fun and edgy.
 

Soxafloppin

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Can't say i have to be honest.

But i agree with the hair touching thing, particularly "Ruffling" of the hair.
 

Disaster Button

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Wahful said:
Can't say i have to be honest.

But i agree with the hair touching thing, particularly "Ruffling" of the hair.
People tend to ruffle my hair whenever they can and it makes me want to spray fire out of my face. I don't even know why they do it but goddamn its annoying.
 

Aerowaves

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Someone got a bit too into it in a Muse concert and essentially started humping my leg for about twenty minutes. I wish I'd kicked him in the crotch...
 

Plastic Muscles

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Cyanin said:
When i had short hair. But when i grew my hair into an afro, a la:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs167.snc1/6255_1150993346012_1562970303_30537391_1951627_n.jpg
That is probably some of the best hair in the world.

OT: Never had something like this happen or anything strange, yet I have only been to one concert.
 

Chancie

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Well, nothing really bad has happened to me but at one concert, there were two guys in front of me that were making out the entire time. I'm not a homophobe, but that is still awkward to endure.
 

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SilverUchiha said:
Never been to a concert, but with all the stories I hear (including this one) it almost seems like it isn't really worth it when I can just listen to the music on my CD's or Mp3 without annoying crowds, potentially bad live performances, or just bad surroundings in general.
I still enjoyed the concert, it was a very good show. But if you do go to a concert, I would suggest an indoor area as opposed to outside. I've been to two concerts by the same artist of the same tour and the indoor one was better by far. I usually check online for a few videos to hear what they sound like live before I go too.
 

Soxafloppin

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Disaster Button said:
Wahful said:
Can't say i have to be honest.

But i agree with the hair touching thing, particularly "Ruffling" of the hair.
People tend to ruffle my hair whenever they can and it makes me want to spray fire out of my face. I don't even know why they do it but goddamn its annoying.
When i make an attempt to look decent i use gel in my hair for a bit of texture and its pretty annoying when that texture is turned to fluff via ruffling, makes me want to pelvic thrust death in there direction.
 

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At one point, at my school's grad after-party, just as I was leaving, some idiot grabbed me around the waist, and I couldn't get away. So I snapped my head back, catching him right in the nose, breaking it. Fun times. Everyone jumped on him to keep him from trying to attack me the next day. Everyone knew he was an asshole.
 

Lemon Of Life

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At a Russian rock concert, my cousin was getting harassed by this 18(ish) year old drunk guy (she's 14). I told him to stop, he didn't, so I punched him. We left soon after, as he had some friends there and I didn't want to get into anything serious.