I'd use my NINJA MAGIC to blow up the whole building.
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Because that's what a real ninja would do, obviously. :3
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Because that's what a real ninja would do, obviously. :3
You Are A Ninja.
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Yeah, I realised after I went through and wrote all that, that it was a joke. Epic fail on my part.Vrud said:
i would attack at night i would fire tranquilizers at the watchmen on the spotlights and snipers on the roof so theres noone to see me enter on my way in id remove the darts from the guards at ground level so they're unconciouse bodies are less suspicious then i would slowly rappple my way up the building and remove the darts from the snipers before entering through the roof access the it would be a simple case of slowly moving through the building turning off lights taking out guards till i reach my mark and escaping via the roof the way batman did in the dark night when he hooked himself to the plane it that fauiled i would resort to plan B which is retrace my steps back out firing more tranq's at the remaining guards (yep i planned theis out)
Well, there are some differences in our methods. You plan to use your Ninja skills to carefully infiltrate a high security government building, dispatch all of the guards, kidnap the head of state, and force him to fire the nukes.Darth Caelum said:
Me? Not even gonna pretend i'm a ninja; just nuke the damn place.
[sub]I chose obtaining someone just so you'd know. Hope he likes radiation.[/sub]
I would use my ninja powers of teleportation/ invisibility and kill all who stand in my way without getting spotted and hide all the bodies in ingenious spots, then i would run like hell away from there after i finished the mission
1. Drive a bike max speed on the stretch and deflect bullets with my swords
2. Use my parachute thing (Just Cause 2 style)
3. Fly to the side of the skyscraper and crash there through the window
4. First deflect guard bullets with my swords, then throw 2 throwing knifes at the guards, and finish the rest with my akimbo Uzis
5. Rescue the hot girl and jump down of the building with my JC2 parachute while the whole place explodes
2. Use my parachute thing (Just Cause 2 style)
3. Fly to the side of the skyscraper and crash there through the window
4. First deflect guard bullets with my swords, then throw 2 throwing knifes at the guards, and finish the rest with my akimbo Uzis
5. Rescue the hot girl and jump down of the building with my JC2 parachute while the whole place explodes
signingupforgames said:
I heard no mention of any anti-tank weapons or land mines. Ok, not so ninja but you can't deny it's effectiveness. Snipers would be useless against this and you can just bombard it with high velocity shells to take out sniper positions, you may just be able to cause the building to collapse or at least fuck it up so bad you can easily walk in wipe up the survivors.
(I have to kill the leader of a twilight fan club and I'm an actual ninja not a movie or video game ninja)simple I would on day one I would place explosives on all near by power plants then I would find the building blue prints and identifie weak points. now is the night of day two I would detonate the power plants taking out the electric fence and the flash lights then any out side security guard will be call back into the building to help secure the building. any left out side I would pick off using guerilla warfare techniques. then I would place explosives on any outside building weak points then detonate lets say the building is still standing. I would sneak into the building under the commission then places explosives on inside building weak-points. if I get caught I would detonate to take out all the twilight fans with me but if I don't get caught I blow up the twilight fans live and then put under arrest but every person with a brain cell would love me.
also if I don't go to prison I would sneak into a graveyard and piss on all the graves.
if you want my help 'telling' with any twilight fans you know just call my user name out of the window and I shall come.
also if I don't go to prison I would sneak into a graveyard and piss on all the graves.
if you want my help 'telling' with any twilight fans you know just call my user name out of the window and I shall come.
Okay seriously, now my previous post about Seppuku is now the backup plan, the more likely to happen backup plan but still just a backup plan for now.signingupforgames said:
First I would gather all of this equipment, except I would also bring teargas, 2 Tanto's and a Katana in case I unfortunately got into a close combat situation, plus they're fucking cool. Yes I know not very professional but only about 4 people are being serious on this thread so what the hey
I would spend a while carefully mapping the place, observing the time a spotlight on the strip of land stays in one place. I would then swim around the peninsula without harm because, according to our residential ninjaShadowKatt said:
While swiming I would observe any guard movements. I would then swim back to the strip of land, but I would stay just to the side of the shore still swimming. I would climb up the towers with the spotlights from the water and silently kill the guards there manning the spotlights making my entry and escape easier. No doubt the sudden stop of the spotlights would attarct the attention of the guards and some would be dispatched to inspect the situation, so before they came I would throw the bodies down into the water thus setting off the piranah and feeding the little buggers. I would then use this oppurtunity to sneak in to the complex. I would then place caltrops by the gate so when the guards come back they are incapacitated. I would then silently kill any guards outside the building. I would try infiltrating the building and, while by now they would clearly be alerted to my presence, I would cut off the power to the power generators, including the back up generator they would obviously need in case of intrusion, needed to maintain all that electricty thus fucking up their security systems. The guards would be nervous without any power and even if they had night vision I would use my awesome ninja skills to stick to the shadows and pick them off one by one using my throwing stars, Tanto's and Katana. Once I made it to the top I wouldShadowKatt said:
If it was a person I needed to kill: I would throw in all my explosives and kill/blind everyone in the room and then go in swinging with my Katana to take out any stragglers (Not very stealthy but I'm tired and I've had this on another tab for like 4 hours now).
If it was a package: I would release my teargas (no violent explosive in case I damaged the package) and use my throwing stars to take them out from a distance quickly and then use my Katana to take out any stragglers.
Then I would scale down the building, sneak across the thin strech of land and take out any remaining guards and bail.
*ahem*
I will NINJA you out of your mind!
I'll simply run down the peninsula.
As a ninja I can see all of the snipers and the guards. So, I throw, with mechanical precision, flash bangs in all directions and proceed to kill said guards and snipers silently and swiftly then moving onto the target.
Inside the building is the most difficult. Judging by previous scenario, the house/base is even more heavily guarded. I assume turrets,cameras, heavily armed guards ready for close-range combat, i.e, shotguns and sub-machine guns, and the hallways and rooms are brightly lit. So remove the turrets, a well thrown knife will dismantle said turrets, a tar bomb to blind cameras, and as for the guards, smoke bombs to distract them then navigate the rooms to get behind and end their henchmen ways. After all obstacles gone, I will assassinate the target, plant some explosives, and then proceed to leave and detonate sad explosives.
That is all.
I will NINJA you out of your mind!
I'll simply run down the peninsula.
As a ninja I can see all of the snipers and the guards. So, I throw, with mechanical precision, flash bangs in all directions and proceed to kill said guards and snipers silently and swiftly then moving onto the target.
Inside the building is the most difficult. Judging by previous scenario, the house/base is even more heavily guarded. I assume turrets,cameras, heavily armed guards ready for close-range combat, i.e, shotguns and sub-machine guns, and the hallways and rooms are brightly lit. So remove the turrets, a well thrown knife will dismantle said turrets, a tar bomb to blind cameras, and as for the guards, smoke bombs to distract them then navigate the rooms to get behind and end their henchmen ways. After all obstacles gone, I will assassinate the target, plant some explosives, and then proceed to leave and detonate sad explosives.
That is all.
Throw a throwing star in the opposite direction have it ricochet off of 30 different walls and kill every guard in the castle. I can do that because Im a ninja, and ninjas are awesome.
Isn't that basicly what I did? Only a lot harder and bloodier? The easiest fight to win is the fight that isn't fought. Ninjas epitomized stealth and efficiency, not wanton slaughter.ProtoChimp said:
And I know it's nit-picking, but ninjas rarely carried katana unless they were impersonating a samurai. Their normal sword was a ninja-to or wakizashi carried in a katana scabbard to decieve the enemy.
Edit: Also nit-picking, but caltrops wouldn't incapacitate anyone unless they were tipped with a very powerful neurotoxin. Caltrops are painful and meant to slow pursuit or escape only, or deter possible followers completely.
Did someone order a large pizza?
That's how I'd do it. Just wait for someone on the correct floor to order a pizza, then find said pizza guy, knock him out, and assume his identity, giving me an excellent disguise to infiltrate the building in broad daylight.
That's how I'd do it. Just wait for someone on the correct floor to order a pizza, then find said pizza guy, knock him out, and assume his identity, giving me an excellent disguise to infiltrate the building in broad daylight.