You are a Pirate, Whats your ship called?

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StellarViking

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Pretty lame considering everything else, but I've thought about this for a while. I named mine after a Stradovarius song, and it is called the Twilight Symphony, just 'cause I like the way it sounds. This was before the whole Twilight thing, so the name doesn't really stand anymore. I'd probably call it something along the lines of Reckless Bounty or something now.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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The scabby scat. Blatantly.
Or maybe the diseased genital, whichever i decide will make other people throw up more.

EDIT: I think, serously i'd go for some generic crap like the wandering lady...
wait, perfect!

The Generic Crap
I can see it already! :D
 

ecoho

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i would name mine the artemis and it would have a bow and arrow crossed to form my jolly roger.
 

munsterman

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Taking a note from mythology: "Nobody". Just cause eventually somewhere sometime a conversation will go down as follows:

A: What happened to the ship? It's tore-up and all the cargo is missing. Were you attacked? Did you get the ship's name?

B: Nobody, Nobody attacked us. It was horrible they came out of no where and were gone just as quick. They took everything of value, they even took our fillings, it was the most horrible event of my life.

A: Nobody huh? How dumb do you think I am? You and the rest of the crew are fired. I should have you arrested or sue, something for your for gross negligence of the cargo. All you sailors are the same your always drunk, loosing cargo while up to your gills in spirits, and making up stupid stories to cover their butts...

*Sigh* I'm a simple man, with a simple form of humor, and a simple mind.
 

BrionJames

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Reaper's Sprint. Mostly because it would be way bad ass and it would intimidate the shit out of my enemies.
 

ParkourMcGhee

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The curvy seagull, which will inevitably be remembered in history as the "Scurvy seagull"

EDIT:

The flag? A skull with a glass eye on crossbones (in full colour) over a white flag. Unoriginal, but there's just something about it *shrug*

PS: Jeez at the level of responses! Has nobody thought of working this into an MMO of some kind?
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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The Slap-Boxing Octopus. It's what I've named all my primary ships in EVE, and I think it fits anything. In fact, when I get a dog, I might just name him/her Slap-Boxing Octopus.

munsterman said:
Taking a note from mythology: "Nobody".
Oh-ho-ho, I've got my eye on you. But just the one.
 

Anah'ya

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GrimTuesday said:
Imagine you're a pirate captain, the most feared man on the ocean, your very name causes grown men to hide in fear. And of course every great Captain must have his ship otherwise he is nothing. So oh fearsome lord of the sea, what is your ship called?
It is called the DeeArrEmm and flies a stormy gray flag embroiled with ruby shackles.