Fwee said:
I would use time travel to shoot them in the head twice at the same time with the same bullet at different angles, so that they couldn't prove I did it in court.
Wai...what? I mean, good idea but how would you do that? Surely the bullet could only be fired once?
OT: I wouldn't, i'd tell him every single little detail about my plan.
And then i'd cut his limbs off, tear his tongue out of his mouth, burn his ears off, gouge out his eyes, saw off his nose and permanently paralyse him.
And the icing on the cake? I'd heal him up, and send him back to his superiors. Then they'd know not to fuck with me and while they tried to guess my next attack and try to piece together the bigger picture behind my actions they'd have all the answers in a sack of flesh in a hospital bed that can't see, hear, taste, touch, move or smell let alone divulge a single piece of information.
The only part that needs to be decided is when i tell them that he knows everything, before or after they euthanise him?