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[deathninja]

Join MSF and be the ultimate goddamn combat medic.

Possibly dressed as Batman.

 

[Ickorus]

I'd change my name to Rasputin.

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

I'd probably storm area 51 just to see what they are working on in there and if the rumors are true, it's not like they can shoot me!

I'd change my name to Rasputin.

Damn you and your animated avatar! i thought there was a fly on/in my screen and sat rubbing it for two minutes before i realized it was fake

 

[Karma168]

Join the military as a bomb disposal guy, if there's no risk of me dying then why risk others lives?

And in my spare time just do every crazy thing I'd want to be able to do but would be scared to try; free-climbing, sky-diving from plane to plane, snowboarding and doing massive jumps, etc.

 

[The Funslinger]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

Oh noez... Hard-man is bad enough, for you'd constantly be made fun of, however the bomb in the ass will bring you new levels of shame.

"Ooh, he's making me hard, man."
"Oh yeah? I heard when he has explosive diarrhoea he means it."

And so on.

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

The immovable Object? Captain Invincible?

Keith Richards?[footnote]Seriously, how is that guy not dead?[/footnote]

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Bulletproof?

Just because I can't be harmed dosen't mean I won't tired, get hungry or sleepy. It someone wanted to kill me, they would have to get fucking creative.

Like Dallas Genoard's kind of creative.


Anyhow, it's a game so I play: Take over North Korea and China.

They wouldn't stop me, they couldn't faze me, they couldn't even remake me.

 

[Nemesis729]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

 

[ElPatron]

And I think the poor concrete would take quite a long time to wear away. Though I suppose that IS a plan that would eventually work.

Eventually.

But come on. If you're invulnerable to damage how will any guard coerce you into solitary, let alone take the shiv away? Just charge, take their shotguns away and blast rubber slugs at everyone.

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

And I think the poor concrete would take quite a long time to wear away. Though I suppose that IS a plan that would eventually work.

Eventually.

But come on. If you're invulnerable to damage how will any guard coerce you into solitary, let alone take the shiv away? Just charge, take their shotguns away and blast rubber slugs at everyone.

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

Why does everyone always forget that with invulnerability comes enhanced strength, as one can now use the full strength of their muscles without then being irreparably damaged.

 

[EHKOS]

Load up on ammo and take on an evil army. Which at the moment would be the US army...hmmm.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd pick a fight with the strongest man in the world. Then I'd lose, because since I wasn't stronger or more skilled at fighting than before I still wouldn't have what it takes to beat him, so once he'd put me in a hold I can't escape I'd be done for.

 

[Richardplex]

Make a massive set up with tesla coils, superconductors and wires, and troll people into thinking I've invented a personal forcefield of course.

 

[Nemesis729]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

Are you kidding? They could hold you down and handcuff you? Or did the ability to not feel pain make you able to outrun police cars?

 

[Hemlet]

I'm immune to damage of any kind eh?

Time to go to some bare-knuckle boxing matches and do what Homer Simpson did while he was a boxer.

Then I'ma go jump off of stuff.

And then I'll join the circus, because why the hell not?

Captcha: i love you. Erm, I'm flattered Captcha but I'm kinda seeing someone at the moment.

 

[LetalisK]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Or be hunted by porn producers.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Become a human ballistic missile.
Failing that, I'd just skydive without a parachute, maybe land on a few people.
I might also go into the crime fighting business as Ballista, firing myself at my foes.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I would dose myself with gasoline, set myself ablaze and find rallies for people like the Tea Party, PETA, That one church that everyone hates who show up at soldiers funerals, ect. And Then I'd just chase the protesters while howling like a demon.

I'd probably bring a big sword with too.

 

[Lilani]

I would join the underground gambling scene, make a fortune off of Russian Roulette, and just before I get too infamous disappear with my winnings and retire to a castle/mansion nestled in the green hills of Ireland.

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

Its an intriguing concept for sure. I can think of what i'd LIKE to do being invulnerable to damage of any kind and never knowing pain. Hmmm... I'd probably become a high profile assassin whose name will never be known to mankind and my deeds shall be ignored by a government or association that hired me. However i'd like to become something of a superhero from this back-story and join up with other people with unique abilities and we'd be called the
Jumping Lightning Amigos
Or the
Journalist Losing Association... Something with JLA... yeah....
Captcha... Down Pour. How bad ass of a hero name would that be?

 

[Rule Britannia]

I'm bulletbroof, nothing to lose, fire away, fire away.
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I'M TITANIUM

I would buy kevlar to stop most knife attacks then go batman ... or at least get into a lot of fights with a lot of less than reputable characters.

Either that or join the army for shits and giggles....I would totally walk into gunfire holding a lightsaber and make it look like the lightsaber was deflecting the bullets :O