You are on WATER

[ConnorCool]

Make a sail and head south, until something happens.

* A wind Tentacruel appeared! He fucked your shit up!*

Dammit, worms, I choose you!

*Tentacruel used 'Poison your ass'. It's super effective!*

I use die! I now know why the call them tentacruels

 

[Aerodyamic]

If I'm on water, that must mean....

Spoiler

 

[Ekonk]

Meet a giant fish. Fuck his brains out. Like a boss.

Turn into a jet, bomb the Russians.

 

[Will of One]

So I have my clothes, meaning I have my pants, meaning I have my pocket, meaning I have my cell phone. I call someone and ask them to find out where the hell I am and come and get me.

 

[Aeriath]

I'd go east. I assume that I wouldn't be transported half the world away, so I'm either in the Atlantic ocean or the North sea. If I go west I might be going for a while (all the way to America if I am in the Atlantic) but if I go east I either hit Britain again or France/Belgium/Holland etc depending on how far north/south I've drifted.

 

[El Poncho]

Do unnecessary flips, drink my own pee and eat whatever disgusting thing I can find.

It's how Bear Grylls does it.

 

[Kris015]

Meet a giant fish. Fuck his brains out. Like a boss.

/Thread.

Can't top that.

 

[DazZ.]

Head north, I'm most likely in the channel and I'd prefer to end up in England than France. Attempting to catch stuff every now and again and making sure I'm still on course, but other than that not much I can do until something happens.

 

[Snipermanic]

I'd make a sail, then I'd get caught in one of the currents near the equator and just go in circles

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Hell, maybe poke myself to death with the stick.
It sounds like a pretty shitty situation to be in.

 

[viking97]

load a previous save.

you win the internet for today.

 

[Creepy Woodsman]

I would turn the cloth into a mayoral sash and become mayor of Worm Town.

 

[Will of One]

So I have my clothes, meaning I have my pants, meaning I have my pocket, meaning I have my cell phone. I call someone and ask them to find out where the hell I am and come and get me.

You think cell phones work at sea?

I don't know, I've never actually been in that kind of situation. But you're probably right.

 

[Daipire]

Pfft, no.
I'm on ice.

AAAAH BUGS UNDER MY SKIN.

/meth addict jokes....

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I'll make a sail out of my clothes and the stick. Also how warm is it? Depending on how warm it is I will either sail north or south, if I can't tell, I'll go west. Catch fish if I get hungry, sip a bit of water every few hours.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Meet a giant fish. Fuck his brains out. Like a boss.

Turn into a jet, bomb the Russians.

Buy a GUN!
Like a boss.
In my mouth!
Like a boss.
Fuck me I can't fucking do it. Shit.
Pussy out...

Eat a bagel, like a boss

 

[mrF00bar]

Meet a giant fish. Fuck his brains out. Like a boss.

Turn into a jet, bomb the Russians.

Buy a GUN!
Like a boss.
In my mouth!
Like a boss.
Fuck me I can't fucking do it. Shit.
Pussy out...

Eat a bagel, like a boss

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